Now that’s smart Kathryn, berate your mom on Facebook – now she will definitely give you back those keys and your cellphone…. 19 years old and best she can come up with is “f*** you mom” – love it!
i only wish my mother was still around so i could curse her out on facebook. that must be a great joy to kids these day since it seems to happen so often.
And is Pineapple juice the only way to make your kids taste sweeter? I heard that people who frequently eat meat also have kids who taste bitter. I will due to some experiments and get back to everyone.
-God’s investment(His Son) in you was SO great, He could never abandon you!
“Seek me and you will find me, if you seek me with all your heart!” Jer.29:13
If Kathryn’s cellphone, car and living quarters belong to her mom because she can’t afford all that herself, tough luck… I’ll understand her mom when I’ll be a female with a 19 years old daughter. I wonder if her mom is as tight as she’s uptight.
Kathryn needs to take a deep breath and stop using facebook as a diary. Misty, it’s either swallow your kids or throw them in the trash and people have been arrested for the latter. Dave, keep your jokes a little shorter buddy, you were funny for all of two seconds.
@ Grammar Police, Do you eat these things before, to help with your sperms flavour? Or use these things like chasers, cause if it is chasers I have a few suggestions that are quite nice.
Drat, the chasers idea was so lovely. Also that fact is interesting… it’s a wonder more females don’t have incredible skin. All I know is that if you want your sperm to taste better you must not indulge in the McDonalds.
Ben.
Please, just let Ben go away… really. It is lame!
I am so pissed off!
Why would I go away? I have every right to be here.
Ben = Frodo = herpes
Ben now, Ben always!!!!!!
Dave, if you’re going to post some smart-ass comment on someone’s status, at least be sure that it makes sense.
I am becoming greeeeeeeeeen!!!!
@mrsjcash: come on the Hulk bit was kind of amusing.
I am still so pissed off!
Now that’s smart Kathryn, berate your mom on Facebook – now she will definitely give you back those keys and your cellphone…. 19 years old and best she can come up with is “f*** you mom” – love it!
Ben is and ALWAYS will be funny. Kathryn’s mom is a bitch.
@mrsjcash: I totally agree with you! LAME
@Mike Hunt: thank you for your continued support. 😀
i only wish my mother was still around so i could curse her out on facebook. that must be a great joy to kids these day since it seems to happen so often.
I agree dcrearview.
Well said Misty!
anyone who would like to can swallow my kids at any time! 🙂
I knew that would be coming from someone soon. No pun intended.
i knew that you knew. i wouldn’t deprive you.
I’ve been told that my kids taste pretty good. Thank you, pineapple growers of America.
lamebook haiku:
that’s cheese beat by Hulk
fuck you mommy, fuck you mom
squeeze life out of cock
@famaf: NICELY done! Bravo.
I have nothing funny to add. I thought I might have at one point but then the banality of my life and these ‘entries’ extinguished any hope.
Droid, I, too, was stuck in a contemplative funk, mired in the futility of existence. And then I discovered tasty cupcakes.
It’s good to aim high dcrearview.
Bulldog, keep it up. I’m sure the ladies love it.
If you weren’t so concerned about the high PSI, you could find out for yourself, ee.
Hey, that PSI sounded pretty damn scary. Who could blame me?!
It’s a perfectly safe toy. 🙂
muchos gracias dcrearview!
Might keep em up on this forum..
Misty speaks the truth.
And is Pineapple juice the only way to make your kids taste sweeter? I heard that people who frequently eat meat also have kids who taste bitter. I will due to some experiments and get back to everyone.
ee’s two cents: Pineapple yes in my experience, also black berries for some reason.
But NOT beer! I can tell if my man is lying about drinking anytime! Although.. That may be the reason he keeps drinking and lying.. hmm…
@FredNordie, nobody as of yet has acknowledged you, but I fucking love you xD
Also, us guys had Mother’s Day like… two months ago. We don’t like to keep ours waiting 😉
Please do not point out the flaw in that, I know it.
Lol. Oh my word. I lol’ed.
-God’s investment(His Son) in you was SO great, He could never abandon you!
“Seek me and you will find me, if you seek me with all your heart!” Jer.29:13
Yeah, Whales, if I get to go out drinking AND finish in your mouth, I’d say it’s a win-win, even if I do get in trouble afterwards.
People like Kathryn piss me off.
If you’re still living at home, your parents have every right to punish you as they see fit. Get a job and your own place before you bitch.
Touché Carpe! That should be motivation right there to GET THE FUCK OUT!
Sounds like a date Bulldog. 😉
If Kathryn’s cellphone, car and living quarters belong to her mom because she can’t afford all that herself, tough luck… I’ll understand her mom when I’ll be a female with a 19 years old daughter. I wonder if her mom is as tight as she’s uptight.
Whales, I’ll pick you up at 8. Wear that little black dress that I like so much.
After doing minimal research, here’s what I found that makes sperm taste better:
pineapple, celery, fruit (mostly melons), cinnamon, and lots of water.
Pineapple semen is indeed tasty.
The semen of a pot-smoker is horrendously bad.
@dcrearview, yeah I had a chuckle at the first “what if your mum was the Hulk” bit, something about green clothes and then his grammar angered me.
Kathryn needs to take a deep breath and stop using facebook as a diary. Misty, it’s either swallow your kids or throw them in the trash and people have been arrested for the latter. Dave, keep your jokes a little shorter buddy, you were funny for all of two seconds.
@ Grammar Police, Do you eat these things before, to help with your sperms flavour? Or use these things like chasers, cause if it is chasers I have a few suggestions that are quite nice.
I had no idea my hand was so special.
Disdain, I belive you have to eat them before.
Also, here’s another interesting fact about sperm: Apparently, it makes for a good facial! (No pun intended)
That’s all I’ve got about sperm sadly 🙁
Drat, the chasers idea was so lovely. Also that fact is interesting… it’s a wonder more females don’t have incredible skin. All I know is that if you want your sperm to taste better you must not indulge in the McDonalds.
lol
HAHAHAHA this is funny az!!
And Misty…..that was quiet LAME for mother’s day…
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