I was merrily reading away, assuming this was US (the *ass*hole, as opposed to *arse*hole in the status really threw me off. Then I saw she was one of our lot. Then I googled Brighton, USA in the hope that I was wrong. Found one in Staten Island. Then I read the comments and realised that the zee/zed thing irrefutably proves she is Brit. Then I threw up in my *handbag*, which I had left on the *pavement* outside my *flat*.
@ headless – Brighton is in the South-East England, about half an hour away from me, in fact. It is a beautiful and eclectic seaside town with great bars and a tip-top music scene, full of weird and wonderful things. And Serena. For this, I can only apologise.
Has anyone else noticed how Serena keeps trying to come off as the more mature party in the argument, and yet she keeps replying to Amy so that we don’t FORGET how mature she is.
I think Serena just got a bit emotional and upset that’s why she kept on trying to apologise, even though it looked a bit desperate in the end. The sad truth is, Amy is one of those many, many stuck-up illiterate people who have a bee in their bonnet about everything and everyone else. They think the world revolves around them and their feelings, and now they have Facebook to air their opinions online (instead of just using the age old method of shouting in the street) they’re even worse than ever. Heaven forbid anyone should dare question them on their own private ‘Facebook’. Hell that’s like going to their house and shitting in their living room. People like Amy are Jeremy Kyle Fodder – for an American equivalent, see Jerry Springer. They’re the type to end up on cheesy chat shows where they can spout their nonsense (typically by swearing and shouting) and be mocked by the slightly more normal (yet just as sad) folk watching them. It’s just a shame the genepool will be tainted by these cretins for generations to come unless the apocalypse arrives to wipe them out.
Fuck amy if i was serena i would have told her Abigail is a stupid name and she looks like the stunt double of Gollum from the Lord of the Rings and Abigails wonky frog eyes probably came from Amy beastiality habits.She probably fucked a turtle..
Amy really needs to get some lessons in how to speak and/or write in English. I gave up reading half of her comments, that is how little sense they made.
The silly woman shouldn’t have been allowed to reproduce. I feel sorry for her child, wonky eyes or not.
They could have just left it at
“you z my daughter has a horrible name and wonky eyes”
“No I didn’t/That wasn’t meant in a mean way”
Every single comment after that is just a new way of making exactly the same point.
ooohh lets just leave it to jeremy kyle to sort out in a few years or whatever!!!!Amy and Abigal will undoubtedly be shouting at each other over who loves their ‘manfriend/daddy’ most i think..’Get your fwilthy mitts o mai man’
i know these people most of you are right. amy is a dick who is selfish and treats people like shit. serena infact just likes to keep the peace. which i will always love her for.
I thought they were trashy south africans reading this (saying “full stop” at the end of a sentence, and the use of ‘z’) thank god they don’t belong to us!
Amy is just one of those people who just fail to see the point. Serena had a point at first. You don’t bring your personal drama to facebook. Serena never insulted her and she didn’t want to argue with her. Amy fails to or refuses to see that she isn’t trying to be mean.
Reading printed slang is like decoding an intercepted message. But its never about a potential attack, its always something really, really stupid.
YOU SAID MY BABY LOOKED FUNNY AND I DECIDED I WOULD SCORN YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE OF IT DON’T YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOU POTENTIALLY MEANT I WILL TEACH MY BABY TO HATE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
I’d like to pick a hole in Serena.
yeah…
@JJ.. I laughed out loud at your comment. “By the fuck” … oh my that just never gets old!
I hate the fact that this *thing* has children.
I was merrily reading away, assuming this was US (the *ass*hole, as opposed to *arse*hole in the status really threw me off. Then I saw she was one of our lot. Then I googled Brighton, USA in the hope that I was wrong. Found one in Staten Island. Then I read the comments and realised that the zee/zed thing irrefutably proves she is Brit. Then I threw up in my *handbag*, which I had left on the *pavement* outside my *flat*.
@ headless – Brighton is in the South-East England, about half an hour away from me, in fact. It is a beautiful and eclectic seaside town with great bars and a tip-top music scene, full of weird and wonderful things. And Serena. For this, I can only apologise.
*off)*
I think pronouncing Z “zed” is the most retarded thing in the world. It doesn’t even rhyme with the rest of the alphabet.
I think you’re the most retarded thing in the world.
I think that Jodie more or less summed this up
Has anyone else noticed how Serena keeps trying to come off as the more mature party in the argument, and yet she keeps replying to Amy so that we don’t FORGET how mature she is.
I think Serena just got a bit emotional and upset that’s why she kept on trying to apologise, even though it looked a bit desperate in the end. The sad truth is, Amy is one of those many, many stuck-up illiterate people who have a bee in their bonnet about everything and everyone else. They think the world revolves around them and their feelings, and now they have Facebook to air their opinions online (instead of just using the age old method of shouting in the street) they’re even worse than ever. Heaven forbid anyone should dare question them on their own private ‘Facebook’. Hell that’s like going to their house and shitting in their living room. People like Amy are Jeremy Kyle Fodder – for an American equivalent, see Jerry Springer. They’re the type to end up on cheesy chat shows where they can spout their nonsense (typically by swearing and shouting) and be mocked by the slightly more normal (yet just as sad) folk watching them. It’s just a shame the genepool will be tainted by these cretins for generations to come unless the apocalypse arrives to wipe them out.
Er, Jonathan, it’s our alphabet, remember?
You know, English.
America decided to change the pronunciation of just 1 letter in the whole alphabet.
Jonathan: have you noticed that a lot of the letters in the alphabet don’t rhyme with each other? Just wondering.
I’d never seen the use of ‘z’ in place of the word ‘said’ before. I’m really fucking depressed right now.
I don’t get why she did actually type out the full word in other instances…
Fuck amy if i was serena i would have told her Abigail is a stupid name and she looks like the stunt double of Gollum from the Lord of the Rings and Abigails wonky frog eyes probably came from Amy beastiality habits.She probably fucked a turtle..
I couldn’t read that past the first instance of “z”.
Sigh.
Christ. Amy’s typing is so shitty. I can barely understand a damn thing she says.
Who taught Amy how to type? Serena should’ve won the argument by default. Who ever types like that has no business producing offspring.
Amy really needs to get some lessons in how to speak and/or write in English. I gave up reading half of her comments, that is how little sense they made.
The silly woman shouldn’t have been allowed to reproduce. I feel sorry for her child, wonky eyes or not.
I suspect the wonky-eyed newborn is the brightest and most mature person involved in this whole drama…
They could have just left it at
“you z my daughter has a horrible name and wonky eyes”
“No I didn’t/That wasn’t meant in a mean way”
Every single comment after that is just a new way of making exactly the same point.
this is soooo boring
how the fuck do people get through life communicating like that? i have read cryptograms that come through more clear.
@ Juan #2: z mean is pronounced “zed” in the UK. “Zed” “Said” in rhyming slang.
@ Juan #2: z means/ is pronounced “zed” in the UK. “Zed” “Said” in rhyming slang.
ooohh lets just leave it to jeremy kyle to sort out in a few years or whatever!!!!Amy and Abigal will undoubtedly be shouting at each other over who loves their ‘manfriend/daddy’ most i think..’Get your fwilthy mitts o mai man’
@Cara: Agree on that point.
For some reason, the Z made me think she was german… sorry to all the germans out there
Oh my!
THESE PEOPLE ARE BREEDING?!
LMAOOOOOOO 76 MADE ME LOL SO HARD.
hahahahaha her eyes are wonky!
comments=WAYYYY funnier than the post XP
Wonky for sure. They probably all have wonky eyes. Whatever that is. Probably something that happens when you inbreed.
If I was Serena, I would go over to Amy’s house and drop her fucking face in.
i know these people most of you are right. amy is a dick who is selfish and treats people like shit. serena infact just likes to keep the peace. which i will always love her for.
If Serena really did say that about the bub’s eyes then they’re both bitches :S
I thought they were trashy south africans reading this (saying “full stop” at the end of a sentence, and the use of ‘z’) thank god they don’t belong to us!
DO NOT READ. your eyes will become “wonky”
We say that shit in Canada, too. Well, that’s the “proper” way. Although everybody I know just says “zee”. wot eva.
Amy is just one of those people who just fail to see the point. Serena had a point at first. You don’t bring your personal drama to facebook. Serena never insulted her and she didn’t want to argue with her. Amy fails to or refuses to see that she isn’t trying to be mean.
Reading printed slang is like decoding an intercepted message. But its never about a potential attack, its always something really, really stupid.
YOU SAID MY BABY LOOKED FUNNY AND I DECIDED I WOULD SCORN YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE OF IT DON’T YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOU POTENTIALLY MEANT I WILL TEACH MY BABY TO HATE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.