This sounds like he’s supporting his place of business! The line between “pretending” and “lying” is a fine one, but this is funny enough to let slide. I wonder what other jobs you can pull-off something like this…
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE SCIENCE IS COOKIN?? Ric Flair would be the perfect docent (fyi – a “docent” is the person who guides you through a museum…it took me too long to learn that). Show me Bill Nye off the top ropes!