The Dutch government officially recommended citizens get a “sex buddy” for the quarantine (seriously). The Dutch really know how to offer a STIMULUS package! Heyooo!
PLEASE DO US A HUGE FAVOR AND WHITELIST US WITH YOUR ADBLOCKER! YOUR SUPPORT MEANS A LOT TO US! THANKS!!
Turkey has a chemical called “tryptophan” in it, which naturally makes you sleepy. So, yes, eating two turkey legs at midnight is just our way of “getting ready for bed.”