Lamebook - from lame to fame

Don’t marry the first mozzarella stick you put in your mouth! My grandmother told me that. These could also be the faces of someone who just heard their buddy trip and fall.

Hot take: gender reveal parties are fun! Any event that supplies a cake is worth having. I’ve never been offered a cake at the doctor’s office. Good business idea? A doctor who provides a physical and then a slice of red velvet cake? Like, the Planet Fitness of healthcare. Let’s call Shark Tank.

Mustache finger tattoos really put 2012 on the map! I should have gotten one of these tattoos because I still can’t grow mustache. You really have to be confident your finger always smells good to show off this tattoo lol.

I may know about sports, but I will never know when to correctly use “effect” or “affect.” Ironically, I bet the guy who wrote this tweet didn’t know the answers in these categories! I can barely handle playing Scrabble.

Don’t limit yourself when it comes to Mexican food! Your Christmas card list should include the entire Chipotle staff. Six burritos in a day sounds less like fun and more like work. Eat so much you scare the staff!