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My dad has not drank water in 30 years to keep the water bill down. Moms only drink water when taking a pill. Don’t let your kids see you drink water. Stay strong, maintain that camel-like image. But seriously, chug two glasses of water right now and I guarantee you immediately feel better. You’ll also be grossed out by the taste of the water that comes out of your sink.

Aunt Marge sounds like a fun homeschool teacher! Pass your rumors onto the next generation. Fill their head with your theories! I’m joking, but at least “facts” from your crazy aunt make Thanksgiving more entertaining!

Depending on the mom, those last texts were no accident! Anyone else have a mom who’s TOO honest? I could tell she didn’t like the haircut when she said “looking good.” Moms love exclamation points! I like his haircut.

Dads can sleep anywhere when spooning a nice coffee table! Those are either some wild socks he’s wearing or his ankle is messed up. Father time in his Father prime! He’s going to wake up but that elbow is going to be asleep.

If this milk soup recipe adds flour, you can get some pancakes! Is milk soup a breakfast food, snack, or just before a dinner salad? I hope this soup isn’t thick! Maybe Chunky will release cans of milk soup. I hope not.

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