Soda is the new crypto. What’s the conversion rate from Coke to Pepsi? I hope the machine gives some very wet change.
Glad they are wearing hard hats to protect those big brains. Blueprints are meant to be followed, so please construct the tree properly. Skinny jeans are rampant in the design industry.
Best way to control your footwork is remotely. This little piggy got cable TV. Turn up your arch support and mute your noisy steps.
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Child laundry chute? Maybe someone is doing a crossover between American Ninja Warrior and Chutes and Ladders.
The result of hiring the cheapest architect on Yelp. Amazing how two steps up can actually be steps down, too.
Time is never a problem in art class. Why would a school pay for giant, white concrete walls and not for a new clock??
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The number of alarms my wife sets every morning. She will touch your heart and the snooze button.
It’s so hard to know what kind of jewelry women like. If only she could have forecasted a wide angle camera shot.
Tell me you’re tired of Bank Of America’s overdraft fees without saying it. Call this painting “The 2008 Economy.”
