Everyone in bed with you is boiling hot, snores, and needs to wake up too early. The drawing of the dog is perfect – no notes. I wonder if this is what married aliens look like.
And everyone is either moving too slow or too fast! Fill up a blowup doll with helium and really make your day interesting. The HOV lane requires a passenger that can’t double as an airbag!
Never dump someone with cheese fingers! Chester Cheeto does not support breaking up without sharing your snacks! How hungry was he to now stop snacking while ending his relationship? I hope he didn’t talk with his mouth full.
Dog days of summer! Your dog or cat is always doing something cute, and you NEED everyone in the room to look at it! If they don’t look in time, you are mad. It doesn’t sound logical, but DUDE JUST LOOK the dog is STRETCHING!
