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Love Traffic

And everyone is either moving too slow or too fast! Fill up a blowup doll with helium and really make your day interesting. The HOV lane requires a passenger that can’t double as an airbag!

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Public Breakup

Never dump someone with cheese fingers! Chester Cheeto does not support breaking up without sharing your snacks! How hungry was he to now stop snacking while ending his relationship? I hope he didn’t talk with his mouth full.

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Perfect Pet People

Dog days of summer! Your dog or cat is always doing something cute, and you NEED everyone in the room to look at it! If they don’t look in time, you are mad. It doesn’t sound logical, but DUDE JUST LOOK the dog is STRETCHING!

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How To Impress Your Date

Impress her by saying you work in the medical industry! Do girls like Bad Boys? It was a good Will Smith movie, but the sequels were rough.

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Never Feel Heartbrick

Sweetest piece of construction material ever! Not sure if this means he was naughty or nice. At least he didn’t get another tie!

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