Does anyone else accept Facebook friend requests that you know are fake accounts, just because the person in the picture is hot? Like, we know it’s a bot or someone in Russia trying to hack us, but it feels good to have a new friend wearing a swimsuit.
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BREAKING NEWS: Tony The Tiger is dead.
(Kidding, that’s just flake news)
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Have you ever had your mom high-five you? There’s nothing more awkward.
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RANDOM THOUGHT – Pirates must’ve loved butt-stuff to dedicate an entire leg to pegging.
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Turkey has a chemical called “tryptophan” in it, which naturally makes you sleepy. So, yes, eating two turkey legs at midnight is just our way of “getting ready for bed.”
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