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If you’ve gone on walks during the quarantine, have you noticed everyone is waving at each other? It’s great. The number of dad jokes have skyrocketed. One dude was standing by a random shopping cart on the street and yelled “you want to buy a shopping cart? I’ve got a great model right here!” I yelled back, “I would, but I’ve got three at home!” No idea where that response came from. This quarantine is impacting all of us differently.

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In some states in America, they are reopening a few non-essential businesses. What are they opening??? Movie theaters. So, in case you’ve been bored sitting at home watching movies, you can now go down the street and pay $15 to watch a movie. Either way, stay and wait until doctors say it’s okay to go outside and rewatch all the Harry Potter movies.

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Everyone has a favorite brand for every type of drink, right? Soda, energy drink – even bottled water. The only drink without a brand battle is milk. Do people have a favorite brand of milk? I’ve never heard someone say, “Can you get me some milk? BUT only if it’s Spotty Moo Cow brand milk.” Someone get us on Shark Tank immediately.

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It’s important to casually take a mental inventory of what in your house could be used as toilet paper. With all the toilet paper being bought up, it’s just helpful to know how many ‘Chicken Soup For The Soul’ books you have.

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