Quarantine has changed our expectations when it comes to texting. You’re not busy. Reply faster. If I text you at 8:30 I want a reply at 8:29. PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM! THANKS!
Good Boy Buzz
Is this quarantine making anyone else want to jump on a trampoline? Or shave their back hair into a mohawk? Or throw something at the TV every time a commercial says “we’re all in this together?” Or pretend the floor is lava and eat string cheese? Anybody? Cool cool cool. PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!
Hot Victory
Glad we’re not doing handshakes anymore. We were always like Goldilocks – too hard, or too soft, or just too sweaty. Not a fan of the new “foot bump” greeting though. You know those guys who have a couple drinks and shake your hand way too hard? Imagine that guy drunk guy coming in and round-housing you to the ground as a ‘hello.’ PLEASE DISABLE YOUR ADBLOCKER OR WHITELIST US! IT MEANS A LOT!