TERRIBLE QUARANTINE TIP OF THE DAY:
If quarantined with your significant other, every time you find one of their loose hairs, slowly pick it up, make a disgusted face, say “You shed like a dog!” and put it on their head. As they start to yell at you, say “Whoa, I’m kidding…it looks more like my ex’s hair.”
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They keep getting worse from there. PLEASE DISABLE YOUR ADBLOCKER ON THE SITE! Thank you!
Has anyone else noticed the people they are quarantined with use WAY TOO MUCH toilet paper? Are they eating it?? We need Captain Planet to team up with that Charmin bear for an after school special. AND PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!
