Posts Tagged ‘favorite child’

Blooming Jealousy

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The Favourite

PRO TIP: Keep asparagus in your fridge. Any food you eat will look fancy if you put a side of asparagus on the plate. Think your dinner of a Hot Pocket looks sad on that plate? Add some asparagus and boom – it looks like a French pastry. Asparagus is the tuxedo of vegetables.

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