Posts Tagged ‘fb’

Raw Deal

Let’s hope people have said, “Can you come help me paint my House?” to Hugh Laurie, and when he got there they covered him in paint. If not, we should do that. (Hugh Laurie was the star of “House” so, yes, this is amazing)

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Sexy Coverage

The quarantine is forcing a lot of time with whoever you live with. Yesterday, my girlfriend asked, “Would you like me if I was a boy?” Hypothetical questions ALWAYS go well, right? I said, “Yeah, of course. I like you no matter what,” hoping that would end the conversation. Then she said, “Would you kiss me if I was a boy?” and I silently just stood up and went on a 3 hour walk by myself.

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Ghost Story

In some states in America, they are reopening a few non-essential businesses. What are they opening??? Movie theaters. So, in case you’ve been bored sitting at home watching movies, you can now go down the street and pay $15 to watch a movie. Either way, stay and wait until doctors say it’s okay to go outside and rewatch all the Harry Potter movies.

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Taste The Pain

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Fruit Fight

Everyone has a favorite brand for every type of drink, right? Soda, energy drink – even bottled water. The only drink without a brand battle is milk. Do people have a favorite brand of milk? I’ve never heard someone say, “Can you get me some milk? BUT only if it’s Spotty Moo Cow brand milk.” Someone get us on Shark Tank immediately.

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Secret Delivery

It’s important to casually take a mental inventory of what in your house could be used as toilet paper. With all the toilet paper being bought up, it’s just helpful to know how many ‘Chicken Soup For The Soul’ books you have.

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