Posts Tagged ‘list’

Reading Rain-whoa

Did everyone obnoxiously roll/throw a bowling ball down the alley next to theirs as a teenager? It seems like everyone was the same kind of annoying at that point in our lives.

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Quarantine Problems

TERRIBLE QUARANTINE TIP OF THE DAY:

If quarantined with your significant other, every time you find one of their loose hairs, slowly pick it up, make a disgusted face, say “You shed like a dog!” and put it on their head. As they start to yell at you, say “Whoa, I’m kidding…it looks more like my ex’s hair.”

Meeting Of The Rinds

Other possible titles for this post:

  • “Invest In Zest”
  • “A-peeling Quarantine”
  • “Pear Of Fruit Lovers”
  • “One In Melon”
  • “A-peach-iate The Hussle”

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Hairy Potters

Has anyone else noticed the people they are quarantined with use WAY TOO MUCH toilet paper? Are they eating it?? We need Captain Planet to team up with that Charmin bear for an after school special. AND PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!

Less Is More

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Family Pain

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