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Anyone else tried an adult coloring book? It’s supposed to be calming, but I’ve never been more stressed out. Have I always been terrible at staying inside the lines? Or did I somehow get worse than I was in elementary school?? In conclusion, some people shouldn’t even put their own drawings on their fridge. AND PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!

It’s 4/20, so you know what that means?? It means to stay at home and change nothing about your quarantine! If you want send some good vibes from home, please whitelist Lamebook.com on your adblocker. We’re small and it means a lot!

GYM TIPS – Can’t wait to get back in the gym to steal towels. Lifting weights is old news. The gym is for watching TV. Never wear shorts at the gym. Everyone does that. Make a statement. Wear jeans and a braided belt. Jean shorts (jorts) are acceptable, BUT only if worn by men. Ladies, wear two necklaces to the gym and yell “2 CHAINZ!” when you walk in. You’re welcome. And finally PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!

Hold on. WTF! The guy above with a woman’s thong on his face as a mask. He’s wearing face-underwear. We have so many questions. Did he just happen to have a woman’s thong in his car? Is this what “make your own mask” means? Is this dude single and thinking women will see a thong on his face and think “Nice, I’m gonna marry that dude”? Did the media tell him face-underwear would keep him safe from Coronavirus? If so, what news channel is he watching???

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