Posts Tagged ‘quarantine’

Gross-ery Store

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Risk Vs Reward

Not sure if you have been playing board games or card games during the quarantine. The worst part of learning a new game is having 4 people loudly yell the rules at you at the same time. And they never give the rules in the right order. “EVERYONE GETS 5 CARDS! DON’T EAT THE POTATO IF YOU CATCH IT! THE GOAL IS TO GET RID OF YOUR CARDS! IN THE FIRST ROUND DON’T GET RID OF YOUR CARDS!” Ah, the joy of learning.

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Quaran-key

If you live with another person, or a dog/cat, when you find their hair on stuff do you pick it up and sing at them “YOUR HAIRRRR IS EVERYWHEREEEE, SCREAMING INFIDELITIES…” from that Dashboard Confessional song? If not, you should.

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Taste The Pain

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Bird Brain

Do you ever have conversations with yourself that escalate in self-sabotage right after your alarm goes off?

Like, “Just snooze for 9 more minutes.”

Then, “Just sleep for 30 more mins, you can be late to work.”

Then, “Just skip work.”

Then, “Just quit your job.”

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Open House

Quarantine has changed our expectations when it comes to texting. You’re not busy. Reply faster. If I text you at 8:30 I want a reply at 8:29. PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM! THANKS!