Lamebook Review:
Schuyler,
Looks like I just found myself a D-A-T-E! How about it? By the choice of body art, I’d say you’re one classy female. Too bad they made cockfighting illegal, it would have been a fantastic first date! Nothing says romantic like the sound of a rooster dying. Hmm…well…how about dinner? No wait! I have a better idea! Why don’t we just skip dinner and go straight to dessert? You can show me those other tattoos. Here’s a photo of my tattoo. I support animal fights too!
