Posts Tagged ‘social distancing’

Time Of Your Life

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Words Of Wisdom

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Risk Vs Reward

Not sure if you have been playing board games or card games during the quarantine. The worst part of learning a new game is having 4 people loudly yell the rules at you at the same time. And they never give the rules in the right order. “EVERYONE GETS 5 CARDS! DON’T EAT THE POTATO IF YOU CATCH IT! THE GOAL IS TO GET RID OF YOUR CARDS! IN THE FIRST ROUND DON’T GET RID OF YOUR CARDS!” Ah, the joy of learning.

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Bird Brain

Do you ever have conversations with yourself that escalate in self-sabotage right after your alarm goes off?

Like, “Just snooze for 9 more minutes.”

Then, “Just sleep for 30 more mins, you can be late to work.”

Then, “Just skip work.”

Then, “Just quit your job.”

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We’re Unglued

Lots of dudes needed haircuts before the quarantine, and we’re worried there will be LOTS of man-buns after this. We need to address this issue before it gets out of hand. AND PLEASE WHITELIST US ON YOUR ADBLOCKER (sorry for making it all-caps, but it’d be amazing if you helped us by doing it). No man-buns!

Parental Distancing

Isn’t talking from far away the reason we made phones? Nah, it’s more fun to sit on the driveway! Follow @lamebook on instagram!