Thursday, August 9, 2012

Innocent Until Proven Gassy

previous post: A Birthday Beyond Recognition



  1. Die, John Connor!

  2. I’m guessing that 9 fucked Shannon.

  3. toddvanhamburger

    My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer.

  4. I thought your CPU was ground beef, and that the graphics processor was a slice of tomato

  5. Funny… the one time I’d be with T1000 he says something other than “fake”.

  6. Jack’s pointless, long winded story is the sort of thing you belt out in a manic fit of genius, read over before posting and do one of two things:

    1. hit enter and bask in your awesomeness.

    2. realise it is not funny or clever and delete.

    Jack shoulda gone with option 2.

  7. I like it when a women farts.

    It’s like a kettle whistle, telling me she’s made some room for me.

  8. ^ utterly fail

  9. ^ You little cock teaser! Is that my kettle I hear?

  10. ^little cock fail

  11. ^ Did you know that your name backwards is llAllik…

    Which is ironic since you’re fucking backwards.

  12. ^backwards fail

  13. ^ God, you are the biggest fucking tool on lamebook. And that’s saying something with the fucktard robot, and the douchebag 15-year old who constantly claims he fucks everyone.
    Oh, and teeko, and timMOO.
    Okay, you’re like the second biggest tool. You’re at least in the top five.

  14. ^ All of those tools make me miss Steeeever and ytmutation.

  15. Yeah so shut up, bitch.

  16. no beatus.


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