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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Wonderful One-Liners

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1. hootie the blowfish April 27th, 2011 at 8:33 am

   Tristan’s is pretty funny. Is that a male or female name? Sounds femalish, but I’ve never heard it before.

2. hootie the blowfish April 27th, 2011 at 8:39 am

   I see now that it is a male name, thanks to Google.

3. Paranoid Android April 27th, 2011 at 8:39 am

   Rim Job meet CoCo, Coco meet Rim Job, my work here is done and the world is a better place.

   Other than that, bollocks (big, hairy and sweaty).

4. Imamofo April 27th, 2011 at 9:30 am

   Whorey fucking slutbags normally refer to their cash gash as ‘Kevin’ if my memory serves me correctly… Although that might just have been mums name for it.

5. lametothemin April 27th, 2011 at 12:04 pm

   I think David means: “I’ve had it with these monkey-fighting lions on this Monday to Friday plain!”

6. jackcass April 27th, 2011 at 1:21 pm

   I said the same thing as David when I first saw the ad on TV for African Cats. “Great minds think alike” or “Idiots seldom differ”?

7. ahat April 27th, 2011 at 2:22 pm

   ‘Wonderful’ is a very presumptuous word for those posts.

8. thickasawhaleommlette April 27th, 2011 at 2:56 pm

   ‘wonderful’ as a description of this collection of bile is frankly incorrect and in breach of trade description law…. What is ‘African Cats’?

9. Ceci n'est pas un nom April 27th, 2011 at 4:45 pm

   @thickasawhaleommlette: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=african+cats

10. CommentsAtLarge April 27th, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    lametothemin – Best. TV Edit. Ever.

11. ifitwerentformyhorse April 27th, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    Tristan’s so right it’s almost not even funny.

12. Riverside April 28th, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    ‘Guys are like parking spaces…’ etc jokes are always SO bad. Why can’t girls realise that we will always have a better comeback.

13. Hawkbit April 28th, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    “Rim Job”

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