Ray (or Chaz) translation:
“I was trolling around, looking for women to prey on, when you happened to pop up…total fluke, I swear. You’re hot, lets chat, and we might get into cybering on Facebook. I’ll ‘test’ the waters a bit with some dirty comments, offer some photos of my “johnson” and if you like we can meet up and be fuck buddies. I’ve got a lot of friends who would enjoy running a train on you too. I have a good job if that helps.
@poopcalculator – I know. My parents saw fit to give me another of the douchiest names ever imagined. George Carlin is right – never trust anyone named “Todd.” We can’t help it. It’s in our DNA.
chaz? just so you know there are these big stone bulidings with fences and and bars and stuff all over america, and well there are a lot of “friends” you might be able to find there..i mean since you have so much experience riding big hairy things…just a suggestion..
@kal you are so right LOL and @bigbudniles way to go for the funniest random comment LOLed for real
Chaz is probably his clown name. Im a clown and I go by Rahni as much as I do my real name.
And pro rodeo clown doesnt mean hes a pro clown (although he is) it means he clowns for the professional rodeo and to do that you have to go through some rigorous training and be a professional clown. Ive looked into it. Being a rodeo clown means hes probably a bad ass clown and probably even a bad ass cowboy. Nothing to giggle at.
she better have confirmed ray
LOL… clown is right… your fb profile name is “Ray” but you introduce yourself as “Chaz”…Lame!
so basically, this chaz/ray person wants himself and his ‘cool friends’ to run a train on manda?
a ‘PRO’ rodeo clown!! wow..lyk thats soo impressive! hahaha
Ray (or Chaz) translation:
“I was trolling around, looking for women to prey on, when you happened to pop up…total fluke, I swear. You’re hot, lets chat, and we might get into cybering on Facebook. I’ll ‘test’ the waters a bit with some dirty comments, offer some photos of my “johnson” and if you like we can meet up and be fuck buddies. I’ve got a lot of friends who would enjoy running a train on you too. I have a good job if that helps.
chaz sounds like a frat president, not a rodeo clown.
“Chaz” has got to be one of the douchiest names in America. Right up their with “Lance” and “Tyler” and “Brock.”
I would have found the second one a lot more amusing if they had taken the screen print whilst their arrow was hovering over the “ignore” button…
righteousdude: He sounds like a middle schooler.
retodd: you reminded me of that george carlin skit. “You know what I can’t stand? Guys named Todd.”
God, do people actually creep on each other on facebook? Isn’t that Myspace’s purpose?
I must say that Lauren is very tactful and has proper grammar. It’s very refreshing.
I would do Lauren very fast and very hard…I also like robots and sausages…
@poopcalculator – I know. My parents saw fit to give me another of the douchiest names ever imagined. George Carlin is right – never trust anyone named “Todd.” We can’t help it. It’s in our DNA.
I’m sure Kennith and ray/Chaz just want to be friends…
… with privelages…
Nothing that starts with a rodeo clown inviting you to come meet his friends can ever end well.
Chaz is an Ass clown!
@9 poopcalculator- people will use anything and everything to “creep” on each other. Perv’s. 😛
where I come from we actually have a term for people like raychaz and kenneth….what was it again?……oh yes “fucking losers”
I was simply confused by the fact that he’s claiming his name is Chaz. The whole time I was reading this, I was like “Who the hell is Ray?!”
Lol @ 14
Sensible Madness FTW!!!!!
Ray had me until “pro rodeo clown”.
I declare the word “accecpt” unpronounceable. I’ve just spent 20 minutes trying.
Seriously Lauren? You are ‘in a relationship’ with your friend as a joke? Where’s the punch line?
Creepers!
“I was TOOL’n round for friends” is just about perfect.
I’ve always thought of clowns as full-retard, irritating-but-harmless, red-nosed muppets.
I’ve never considered a clown as someone who gets horny.
I feel a bit dirty now (but I will still be checking if there is such a thing as clown porn in a few minutes).
I have just discovered that there is such a thing as clown porn and that it is not pretty.
Never confirm Ray! Rodeo Clowns are just as bad as real clowns.
@Mercure: Rule 34. It has scarred me for life trying to prove Rule 34, and alas, I now believe it to be 100% true.
There’s everything on the internet, clown porn is just the tip of the iceburg. Just head into the ‘Bizare’ (can’t spell it) section on any porn site.
Sensible Madness #14 – FTW! kudos award for succinct wisdom.
And more for bringing up Rule 34.
Haha, good catch, @swverausc214.
@lamebookpro (#16) I think you mean “fuckin’ peasants”
Can Ray be a shortened nickname for Charles? since Chaz is, thought this may be explained….hmm :/
Nonetheless, predator fail all round.
hahaha wonder if chaz managed to stumble upon anyone dumb enough to accept his friend request..
and –==>> @5 (kal) – fkn spot on mate!
I thought that you’d want
what I want/ Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clowns?
@Sensible Madness: I had never heard of Rule 34 until today and you are without doubt The Man for educating me about it.
I, and my colleagues, have spent most of the day trying to think of something that disproves the rule, without success.
There is a lot of funny stuff out there.
@Mercure:
I was not able to apply Rule #34 to Spot. Spot is Data’s cat. (From Star Trek TNG)
At least as of last year. I am aware most everything else applies to Rule #34.
So, is it safe to assume this message was from Ray Charles? That’s pretty impressive.
chaz? just so you know there are these big stone bulidings with fences and and bars and stuff all over america, and well there are a lot of “friends” you might be able to find there..i mean since you have so much experience riding big hairy things…just a suggestion..
@kal you are so right LOL and @bigbudniles way to go for the funniest random comment LOLed for real
haha. Rodeo clowns. “The unsung heroes of the new west”. Awesome.
Chaz is probably his clown name. Im a clown and I go by Rahni as much as I do my real name.
And pro rodeo clown doesnt mean hes a pro clown (although he is) it means he clowns for the professional rodeo and to do that you have to go through some rigorous training and be a professional clown. Ive looked into it. Being a rodeo clown means hes probably a bad ass clown and probably even a bad ass cowboy. Nothing to giggle at.
I think it’s funny that they had to blot out Kenneth’s profile picture.