Who needs lube when I can get all greased up with a handful of popcorn? That way BH won’t have to be worried about me “finding more popcorn kernels” during our copulation.
Where are you my homeless british boytoy????
toy boat, toy boat, toy boat.
Miss Shegas, can you spot me? I have this move that requires that none of my body touches the ground for about 30 seconds.
mcowles, I normally have strict non-participation rules for popcorn sex shows, but I’ll make an exception in this case because of my fondness for you.
I just “happen” to have a full coverage latex suit for “protection”, and Japanese silk bondage ropes we can use to hoist you into levitation position. Of course the lack of eye holes in my latex mask will make it challenging, but I’ll give it the old college try.
I would think that the lack of eye holes in your latex mask wouldn’t cause nearly as much of a challenge as the lack of air holes… especially since I’ll be passing out blindfolds and pepper spray at the door.
Cowley, I think Miss Manners says pepper spray and blindfolds are standard guest favors at a popcorn sex show, so I’d expect nothing less.
Frankly, it would be bad manners not to pass them out, and worse manners for your guests not to employ them. I mean really; what, are we just animals, these days? Etiquette must be followed or it’s all just chaos.
@Hobo
Let’s start it back up with some man-on-man love.
Ready? BH, I hope you have a tattoo of a target on your chest, cuz that’s where I’m aiming…… or something.
The wordpervert and Soup exchange was hot, but if mcowles and BritishHobo are gettin’ it on, bring me some popcorn! I’m buying a ticket to that show!
Who needs lube when I can get all greased up with a handful of popcorn? That way BH won’t have to be worried about me “finding more popcorn kernels” during our copulation.
Where are you my homeless british boytoy????
toy boat, toy boat, toy boat.
Miss Shegas, can you spot me? I have this move that requires that none of my body touches the ground for about 30 seconds.
I’m going to lose all my non-existent lamebook cred when I point out that the Unicorn Castle thing was an April Fool’s joke.
mcowles, I normally have strict non-participation rules for popcorn sex shows, but I’ll make an exception in this case because of my fondness for you.
I just “happen” to have a full coverage latex suit for “protection”, and Japanese silk bondage ropes we can use to hoist you into levitation position. Of course the lack of eye holes in my latex mask will make it challenging, but I’ll give it the old college try.
Miss Shegas
I would think that the lack of eye holes in your latex mask wouldn’t cause nearly as much of a challenge as the lack of air holes… especially since I’ll be passing out blindfolds and pepper spray at the door.
mcowles, may I call you cowley?
Cowley, I think Miss Manners says pepper spray and blindfolds are standard guest favors at a popcorn sex show, so I’d expect nothing less.
Frankly, it would be bad manners not to pass them out, and worse manners for your guests not to employ them. I mean really; what, are we just animals, these days? Etiquette must be followed or it’s all just chaos.
Jessica, you just win.
lol
I have this sudden urge to kill Lauren and her friends.
PPD-Feminine Flatulence
http://eviltrancetwins.com/
the last one made my lie.
-Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-
It made your… what?! Stfu elixabeth.