Can we play Churchill or Mathers? Was this quote said by lyrical genius (and quote stealer) Eminem or former UK prime minister, and ginger enthusiast Winston Churchill?
Woman – You are drunk!
Man – I may be drunk but in the morning I’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly.
So a wigger and a Prime Minister walk in to a bar.
The wigger says: “I wanted to kill myself because I was addicted to sleeping pills.”
The Prime Minister says: “I drank scotch for breakfast.”
Wigger: “I won Grammy awards.”
Prime Minister: “I won the Nobel Prize.”
Wigger: “I had a hardcore beef with Moby and Insane Clown Posse!”
Prime Minister: “I led the UK through World War II. That’s the one with the Nazis.”
The sexual tension could no longer be ignored, and the Prime Minister fucked the wigger in his tight little wigger ass.
That group was made by my brother, and yes, it was a joke. He actually received a complaint saying it was offensive and it was taken down at the same time that it appeared here.
“Well I don’t know what that word means, but no, it’s not.”
Amen. Logic is for the weak, isn’t it? No queer non-white logicians allowed in this group!
I’m missing the point of this group completely.
Winston whateverhisface is turning in his grave.
The first one is obviously a joke.
“The only thing we have to fear is people who are neither white nor Canadian” – Lil’ Wayne
Can we play Churchill or Mathers? Was this quote said by lyrical genius (and quote stealer) Eminem or former UK prime minister, and ginger enthusiast Winston Churchill?
Woman – You are drunk!
Man – I may be drunk but in the morning I’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly.
Peace out hombres xx
So a wigger and a Prime Minister walk in to a bar.
The wigger says: “I wanted to kill myself because I was addicted to sleeping pills.”
The Prime Minister says: “I drank scotch for breakfast.”
Wigger: “I won Grammy awards.”
Prime Minister: “I won the Nobel Prize.”
Wigger: “I had a hardcore beef with Moby and Insane Clown Posse!”
Prime Minister: “I led the UK through World War II. That’s the one with the Nazis.”
The sexual tension could no longer be ignored, and the Prime Minister fucked the wigger in his tight little wigger ass.
Soup, you’re my hero. ‘Til I sober up anyway.
P.S. You might have left the word “tight” out though.
That was better then sex Soup.
Yeah, the first one is very obviously a joke. The others…..not so much. The Eminem guy is a total tool. Unfortunately, you can’t cure stupid.
@sugerfreek
Oh oh oh I know! Churchill and…Lady Astor? I’m not 100% on that one.
That group was made by my brother, and yes, it was a joke. He actually received a complaint saying it was offensive and it was taken down at the same time that it appeared here.
Man, I wish Eminem and Winston Churchill would collaborate on a song.