Thursday, May 27, 2010

A Little Help…

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  1. @ Punky Power
    No it’s not.
    A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a tiger would.

    (I’m so sorry, I know you’ve all heard it billion of times).

  2. @icenine09, Since when did tigers start growing manes? @Mike Hunt, Homeland security has been notified of your “Terrorist Ideals”. Thanks and have a nice day!
    -Fellow Bush Supporter……HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  3. Phantom_poetess

    The second one is a picture of the White House through the bottom of the Washington Monument.

    And in the US, our school systems have been completely screwed over by state governments spending more money on stupid crap then educating the human populace.

    Also, why all the toll free numbers you call ask you to “press ‘1’ for English”.

    I’m American, and I think this country is going to crapper.

    Thank you, that is all. 🙂

  4. – sorry, I can’t even keep a straight face now. LOL!

  5. Ok, got it. Thanks.

  6. And for the record, I do enjoy that angle of the St. Louis Archway. Very nice.

  7. To # 44 – I don’t think they do lol…well not much at all from what I can see.
    My brother is in 4th grade and they are just learning the states and their capitals (but barely even that).

    To # 51 – you made me laugh. 🙂

  8. well if she can’t spell beautiful correctly then there is little hope of her getting much else right.

  9. @43

    since we do not speak a language that capitalises nouns, such as german, not capitalising in sentences doesn’t impair its semantic thrust, as misspelling or bad grammar can.

    so unless it’s an official document, in which, of course, protocol prevails, i don’t see any need to waste my time doing it. personal and conscious choice – don’t see how it’s any of your business.

  10. ya’ll are so dumb. It’s the Seattle Space Needle!!

  11. People are mistaking the second picture for the Eiffel Tower.

    It is actually the Barnsley Stack…they were going to reproduce the whole of the Eiffel tower in Barnsley city centre but only ever got around to making the legs.

    It is now used as a climbing frame for underprivileged children on a Barnsley Council estate

  12. Okay this is the first time I have heard the word fucktards. I have to thank BritishHobo for this word, it is now my new favorite word… I can’t wait to use it! 🙂

  13. You people don’t know anything. The last picture is the “Torre del Reformador“ in Guatemala City. Here from another angle

  14. I fucking love America, and Americans are greatest. Honestly I’ve been there and they have some of the smartest people in the whole of Michigan.

  15. Don’t hurt me, my fiancee will probably do that enough for y’all 😛

  16. ALso it wasn’t funny.

  17. Phantom_poetess

    Yeah, we Michiganders are kinda smarter then the average American. 🙂

    Even trolls can be smart. lol

  18. yourinevitabledemise

    Geeeez. Half of america hates what the other half is doing. There are intellectual differences in the population of coffee houses, let alone the whole country. In addition to stupid americans, we have insane japanese people who scream at everything (duh. seen spike tv?), germans are super weird and listen to incredibly bad techno music according to my high school german class videos, aussies are snarky hos who willingly wrestle with crocodiles, and british people have ugly teeth. Yay tv stereotypes! So hilarious. Until people start getting shot. Wait, I’m not Ms. Buzzkillington. I must be feeling strangely politically correct today…

  19. Alright, obviously I missed a point. I made my post while at work and getting yelled at by someone who’s probably been posted on this site.

    My message was simply for the Americans on this board. Were they to be members of any other nation, it would still apply.

    Sorry about any confusion.

  20. Michigan is actually amazing. I hope nobody took my comment seriously and right now is writing an infuriated but passionate rant about my ignorance of America.

    If it helps, I have awful, awful teeth.

  21. Hey, Karen! Looks like Kansas to me.

  22. But Hobo, for the simple fact that you’re British, no girl will shirk away from you when you open your mouth. They simple stand there in a trance because your awesome, awesome accent…..and THAT, my dear, is physics.

  23. Americans do take geography. It’s just easily forgotten when you already live in the only place worth ever visiting.

  24. Taking heart from Dirtiest Jobs, I would find it my duty to help you, Mike Hunt, with removing that giant stick from your anus. Please don’t be shy. Plenty of people have that problem.

  25. I’m American and I will vouch that Americans are fucktards. No debate. Really.

  26. Hey tipdiptease doesnt your mum have that same problem? oh no wait its not a stick, its my big black cock.

  27. @Sensible Madness & Total Pixie:
    Its Eiffel Tower in India. It was outsourced to India last year for maintenance…

  28. I Could be wrong, but I think here is the typical Geography lesson taught in American schools:
    “kids, the world is made of 3 regions, one is America, second is the one we have bombed and third is the one we are finding reasons to bomb”

  29. har har, we americans don’t know where stuff is, but we sure like war! hurrrrrrrrr

  30. Well, thank you for showing your idiocy. I was silly to be offended by your ignorant opinions. I wasn’t thoroughly aware of what a retard you were. Whoopsidaisy.

  31. How do we even know if they are American?

  32. bollywood_rocks83

    Oh,cool. Someone put up a picture of the Sydney Bridge.

  33. bollywood_rocks83

    and Jaz, an European would know what that structure is.

  34. bollywood_rocks83

    On a more serious note, I thought the Arc of Triumph was behind the tower. Is it on the other side(behind the person taking the picture?)

  35. Facepalms are due all around.

  36. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    <3 I love coming here. 🙂

  37. @bollywood,
    I never said that they could be European. Maybe they’re Canadian or maybe American, but there’s nothing that screams at me AMERICAN!!!!!!
    There may very well be a European out there that doesn’t know the Eiffel Tower by its base.
    Zoos aren’t exclusive to America are they?

  38. Actually spots, no I haven’t heard that one yet…Thanks.

    I am American. I would also have to agree with Mike.I deal with countless fucktards everyday.

    What I think everyone is forgetting is that America is the Melting Pot of the world. Every single nationality is right here somewhere in these states.

    If you don’t realize what I’m saying, you are one of these fucktards.

  39. At least if they are Americans, they don’t HAVE to vote. If they don’t care about voting then it’s not an issue. I just hope they’re not from Australia, where voting is compulsory.

    (I’m sure there are other countries where voting is compulsory but I say Australia because dumbasses voting here affects me)

  40. @Kuppycakez: Oh, true. People can say what they like about Americans, but when they hear you have a British accent, they are the friendliest people on the face of the earth.

    Actually, even with your mouth shut they’re a billion times friendlier than most Britons on a good day.

    cupidscurse: It’s no problem at all. I find myself using that word a crapload lately.

    On the whole ‘Americans are fucktards at geography’ thing, my fiancee is American and ended up teaching me a shit-load about Geography with stuff from like, middle school classes or whatever.
    I’m going to stop now because I think I’m starting to seem like Mr. ‘Hey Lamebook, I’m engaged!’, and that’s more FML territory.

  41. It does not matter where you are from. People suck.

  42. April’s is funny! and cute funny 😀

  43. Seeing as I love 5 minutes away from the structure in the second pic, I just had to register and post.
    Why yes, Karen, it’s the Empire State Building in Romania!

  44. @ graylord. my love is seconds away

  45. Live*
    Damn typos.

  46. BritishHobo, are you not a girl? I have read every single one of your posts with a girl’s voice in my head. A girl from Bolton.

  47. America, YEAH!!


  48. “Its Eiffel Tower in India. It was outsourced to India last year for maintenance…”

    Favorite comment of the day

  49. You guys are all wrong. That picture is clearly the Waffle House on Route 79 in Birmingham, Alabama. Jeez!

  50. You mean thats not the Sydney Opera House?

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