I hear your pain and suffering. I can see the strife resplendant behind your poorly constructed and badly punctuated sentances. I can certainly sense that life has presented the both of you with more than your fair share of hard times.
I weep for the both of you, I really do. As does God. Though, He has told me that He weeps, not for the obvious pain and hardship that has tortured your young lives, but for His own sake.
You see girls; it is pitfull, degenerate, rancid little whores like your good selves that make the Almighty weep. He weeps because you can’t keep your legs shut tightly around the cum soacked caverns that gape obscenely like some oversized venus cock traps from around your cheap Walmart thongs.
He weeps, because He Knows that the rest of us have to share the same planet with folk like you.
All I have to say really is WOW. Have you not seen/read the above conversation? You’re the one laughing about your friend being a baby murderer? Anything that you have just said made you a complete hypocrite in every way. All I got from you paragraph rant was that it’s only okay when you do it. DO not sit here and try to defend your baby’s name when you so carelessly are making fun of an abortion to defend yourself.
You’re only fifteen years old, and you don’t know shit about life yet.
I’d think if Magen was so concerned with privacy, she would have picked a more discreet user name than “MagenRhodes”.
Of course, I also would think someone would learn to write properly and perhaps not find child murder so amusing as to actually laugh their ass off.
Magen, are you sure you’re not SWMBM? Perhaps just a disciple?
I kind of feel sorry for Magen. She lost a baby for Pete’s sake. But then again, she shouldn’t be making babies at her age in the first place. So that pretty much cancels itself out.
major lulz @ #14 NormanEinstein!!!!!!!
also #53 kennyf93, that was terrific.
I love it when 15-year-olds try to defend their maturity and intelligence! It’s so great. Reminds me of how annoying I must have been at that age, and how funny it will be when they grow up and realize they were all douches. That is, if they ever grow up anyway.
however, putting something like this out there on a public forum was not a smart idea. Magen, the real mature thing would have been to ignore her post or at least not bring up her “killing her baby.”
I can’t see how Lamebook posted anyway of contacting her or her whorey little friends….too bad some people do have a brain and can work out how to find people and use a computer.
What I also don’t know is why do these people care so much what complete strangers think about their disgusting little lives? Megan can I ask you what impact any of what people say here is affecting your life day to day? Get over it…you made a complete fool of yourself….one of your “friends” obviously posted this here…maybe you should learn a lesson and keep your mouth (and legs) shut for awhile! you only dig your hole deeper!
oh yeah and total win Magen (sorry got that wrong before because it’s so ridiculous) for using your full name to create a lamebook account and then bitch about privacy!
It’s not too difficult to find someone whose name is spelled like the German word for “stomach,” Magen. May I suggest that in keeping with that theme, it would be appropriate if you name your next child Speiseröhre (esophagus)?
The Pope @ 52 FTW, incidentally. Couldn’t have said it better.
Magen? The world has billions of people, millions of whom die every day. Most of them die in horrible, painful ways. Some are torn open in traffic accidents and lie bleeding to death on the pavement. Some are murdered. Some people’s bodies turn on them.
We could not possibly take time out to give a shit about all of them, or we wouldn’t have time for Lamebook.
Just think about that before you go trolling for sympathy next time.
Magen, my dear. Nobody put a link to your profile, here – it’s just that, since you and your friend have such strange, misspelled names, it is not too hard to find all of you. It took me about 3 minutes.
I would have _never_ written your full name here; then again, you did. So stop bitching. BTW, there’s no thing as “a better skilled teenage parent”: kids should be using condoms, or, if they’re not wise enough to do so, avoid having sex at all. Enough with the lecture.
actually, i can clarify for everyone what “jasmynn” means by “inventing” babies. this actually isn’t the first time i’ve encountered “magen” on the net, although she had a different username in those forums. she invented a big long story about a baby named harmony that died due to some neglect on her part. i believe she was also claiming to be pregnant or maybe that she had another child. it caused a big uproar in the forums we were in, and i know some of the other users found her contact info and called her parents. this facebook convo must have come sometime after we outed her to her family.
Holy fucking shit. The initial post was funny enough, but the fact that this person actually posted on here, and the ensuing comments made me laugh my ass off.
The comments on here are amazing.
Especially Chinchillazilla. First thing I thought was “people are starving in Africa, who gives one flying fuck about the baby you should never have had”.
Abortion can be a beautiful thing Magen, don’t knock it — try it sometime. (Or better yet, a little thing called birth control).
I do not remember life being anything like this when I was 15…these babies are having babies, and talking about it as if it’s no big deal. If I had to deal with an abortion, or having my child die (or being mentally unstable enough to invent a baby, and then make it “die”, which is not quite as awful, but almost more disturbing) at that age, I don’t think I would have made it.
I guess there is a chance I had an abortion sophmore year, maybe even a Harmony…who knows, I was very stoned that entire year.
As if this post wasn’t enough to make me want to change my name, the comments have clinched it. Stomach, Jazzmine, Gannet, Umm…Yeah, etc.: this (former) Harmony now needs a new name. I hear Optimus Prime is the next logical choice?
Dear Megan and Jasmynn,
I hear your pain and suffering. I can see the strife resplendant behind your poorly constructed and badly punctuated sentances. I can certainly sense that life has presented the both of you with more than your fair share of hard times.
I weep for the both of you, I really do. As does God. Though, He has told me that He weeps, not for the obvious pain and hardship that has tortured your young lives, but for His own sake.
You see girls; it is pitfull, degenerate, rancid little whores like your good selves that make the Almighty weep. He weeps because you can’t keep your legs shut tightly around the cum soacked caverns that gape obscenely like some oversized venus cock traps from around your cheap Walmart thongs.
He weeps, because He Knows that the rest of us have to share the same planet with folk like you.
“Quite intelligent” people wear condoms.
Magen,
All I have to say really is WOW. Have you not seen/read the above conversation? You’re the one laughing about your friend being a baby murderer? Anything that you have just said made you a complete hypocrite in every way. All I got from you paragraph rant was that it’s only okay when you do it. DO not sit here and try to defend your baby’s name when you so carelessly are making fun of an abortion to defend yourself.
You’re only fifteen years old, and you don’t know shit about life yet.
if you are so concerned magen, then simply ask lamebook to remove the post
http://lamebookadmin.wpcomstaging.com/about
Here we go again with another SWMBM drama…
@Lulla
That is so true. Should people start copying this page just in case things get good and then deleted. It would be a shame to lose another one.
I’d think if Magen was so concerned with privacy, she would have picked a more discreet user name than “MagenRhodes”.
Of course, I also would think someone would learn to write properly and perhaps not find child murder so amusing as to actually laugh their ass off.
Magen, are you sure you’re not SWMBM? Perhaps just a disciple?
“If you don’t have anything intelligent to say, anything worth reading… maybe you should NOT reply.” -MagenRhodes
Ah, if only she could understand what that means.
“Your fucking stupid as hell” indeed.
I kind of feel sorry for Magen. She lost a baby for Pete’s sake. But then again, she shouldn’t be making babies at her age in the first place. So that pretty much cancels itself out.
major lulz @ #14 NormanEinstein!!!!!!!
also #53 kennyf93, that was terrific.
I love it when 15-year-olds try to defend their maturity and intelligence! It’s so great. Reminds me of how annoying I must have been at that age, and how funny it will be when they grow up and realize they were all douches. That is, if they ever grow up anyway.
I feel bad for her too…
however, putting something like this out there on a public forum was not a smart idea. Magen, the real mature thing would have been to ignore her post or at least not bring up her “killing her baby.”
I’m so glad I was here for this!
I can’t see how Lamebook posted anyway of contacting her or her whorey little friends….too bad some people do have a brain and can work out how to find people and use a computer.
What I also don’t know is why do these people care so much what complete strangers think about their disgusting little lives? Megan can I ask you what impact any of what people say here is affecting your life day to day? Get over it…you made a complete fool of yourself….one of your “friends” obviously posted this here…maybe you should learn a lesson and keep your mouth (and legs) shut for awhile! you only dig your hole deeper!
oh yeah and total win Magen (sorry got that wrong before because it’s so ridiculous) for using your full name to create a lamebook account and then bitch about privacy!
It’s not too difficult to find someone whose name is spelled like the German word for “stomach,” Magen. May I suggest that in keeping with that theme, it would be appropriate if you name your next child Speiseröhre (esophagus)?
The Pope @ 52 FTW, incidentally. Couldn’t have said it better.
I don’t care what people say… Lamebook gets better all the time 😉
Dear Magen, if there’s a semi-truck driving by at some point, please do the world a favor and step in front of it.
Magen, wow. You clearly have overstayed your welcome on this Earth. Kindly leave it by any means possible.
Happy birthday Kyra.
Oh, what I would give to see this conversation continue…
Magen? The world has billions of people, millions of whom die every day. Most of them die in horrible, painful ways. Some are torn open in traffic accidents and lie bleeding to death on the pavement. Some are murdered. Some people’s bodies turn on them.
We could not possibly take time out to give a shit about all of them, or we wouldn’t have time for Lamebook.
Just think about that before you go trolling for sympathy next time.
Oh, also:
“I don’t want to hear your misconceived thoughts.”
Sounds more like your kid was misconcieved, amirite?
Magen, my dear. Nobody put a link to your profile, here – it’s just that, since you and your friend have such strange, misspelled names, it is not too hard to find all of you. It took me about 3 minutes.
I would have _never_ written your full name here; then again, you did. So stop bitching. BTW, there’s no thing as “a better skilled teenage parent”: kids should be using condoms, or, if they’re not wise enough to do so, avoid having sex at all. Enough with the lecture.
Magen, you got told.
Magen, chill your bush, woman.
Three weeks and she already knew she had twins? Someone get that girl into medical school! Or an education maybe.
Tim = Win.
Holy.
Fucking.
Christ.
That is all.
Continue.
Though, this just makes me want to see SWMBM’s comments even more than I already did.
It is so cool of someone who lost their baby to ridicule someone else for having an abortion.
So cool.
Sounds like Magen needs to stop making FAKE BABIES on the net: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNz-Z7D8UxE
@ 33. Tim
You, my good sir, are made of whiskey india november!
actually, i can clarify for everyone what “jasmynn” means by “inventing” babies. this actually isn’t the first time i’ve encountered “magen” on the net, although she had a different username in those forums. she invented a big long story about a baby named harmony that died due to some neglect on her part. i believe she was also claiming to be pregnant or maybe that she had another child. it caused a big uproar in the forums we were in, and i know some of the other users found her contact info and called her parents. this facebook convo must have come sometime after we outed her to her family.
Holy fucking shit. The initial post was funny enough, but the fact that this person actually posted on here, and the ensuing comments made me laugh my ass off.
The comments on here are amazing.
Especially Chinchillazilla. First thing I thought was “people are starving in Africa, who gives one flying fuck about the baby you should never have had”.
Abortion can be a beautiful thing Magen, don’t knock it — try it sometime. (Or better yet, a little thing called birth control).
FTW. The hypocrisy is amazing. I agree with the Pope.
Stop being so damn ridicilious magen.
Does this mean typos are genetic, then? Her parents obviously misspelled “megan” on the birth certificate.
I do not remember life being anything like this when I was 15…these babies are having babies, and talking about it as if it’s no big deal. If I had to deal with an abortion, or having my child die (or being mentally unstable enough to invent a baby, and then make it “die”, which is not quite as awful, but almost more disturbing) at that age, I don’t think I would have made it.
I guess there is a chance I had an abortion sophmore year, maybe even a Harmony…who knows, I was very stoned that entire year.
shhhhhhhhhh! Im trying to invent myself more babies. And then lmao when i abort them.
JESUS.
Gosh, Jasmynn. Stop being so “ridicilous”.
and people wonder why I’ve chosen to wait to have sex…
and people wonder why I’ve chosen not to have sex yet
So…. These ladies met at the abortion clinic or something?
As if this post wasn’t enough to make me want to change my name, the comments have clinched it. Stomach, Jazzmine, Gannet, Umm…Yeah, etc.: this (former) Harmony now needs a new name. I hear Optimus Prime is the next logical choice?
Don’t be ridicilious!