Monday, June 10, 2013

Almost Made It…

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  1. This post was literally shit.

  2. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  3. How embarrassing, bleeding, shitting, pissing, and popping a baby out on your dashboard, while your spouse and maybe others are present.

  4. ^ That pretty much describes nearly every birth that ever happened, a spouse (optional ofc) and a bunch of strangers. Whether it happens to involve a dashboard or not doesn’t make much of a difference to the embarassment factor, which drops to zero once it’s all over anyway. Thank fuck, or humanity would become extinct.

  5. Still a better birth-story than Twilight.

  6. And at the gas station, you bend over and grab your ankles.

  7. My cousin was born before her mom could get in the car to get to the hospital… And fell on the dirt on the sidewalk. We still make fun of her for that.

  8. my classmate’s step-aunt makes $64 hourly on the laptop. She has been unemployed for 6 months but last month her pay check was $17484 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read more on this site… buzz14.c­om

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