Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Another WINSday

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  1. Necrophilia : it’s dead fun.

  2. Well Lady Katara… there’s no line within site here. So we either crossed it ages ago, or we never will.

    Either way, feel free to join the banana conversation. I think Slimjayz is “close” and might need a little more fap-fodder, if you know what I mean ;).

  3. So mcowles, slim and lady are the only 3 survivers of a crash in the Atlantic… They find themselves alone on an island… They look for food and water, set up signal fires and wait for a rescue

    Well the days start to pass and ‘urges’ take over… Lady finds herself sleeping with both mcowles and slim… After a while she is so disturbed and feels horrible about what she is doing and she kills herself…

    Well this left mcowles and slim alone on the island… They waited for a rescue as more time passes… Soon ‘urges’ take over… But after a while they feel horrible about what they are doing

    So they finally bury lady

  4. All this talk has me wanting to drop into the fruit & veg market on the way home from work.

  5. Well word, just make sure you get more than a baby carrot

  6. If I had a nickel for every woman that offed herself due to having sex with me, and a penny for every one of them that I had sex with after the fact… and a dime for every body I buried… and a quarter for every necrophilic three-way I had with slimjayz… I’d have $5.17!!!!

    I’m sure it’s obvious how many of each I’ve done… so I won’t bother spelling it out for you.

  7. Well, Slim. You sure know the way to a woman’s heart.
    But, the only banana comment that comes to mind would likely turn a guy off. Unless they proceeded to take part in banana necrophilia. 🙁 Poor banana.

  8. Of course I know the way to a womans heart… Thats where the good necrophilic fucking is

    Ok, I better get back to work… I’m starting to creep myself out

  9. I want a banana.

  10. I’ve found three different ways to get to a woman’s heart. They are about equally as effective as each other… some just require a bit more scooping.

  11. haha slimjayz, thanks! I’ll keep a mental picture for my planed events later this evening.

  12. Oooh. Nice pikcharzz.

  13. how long before slimjayz and mcowles start lookin’ like empty banana peels one to the other?

  14. alex’s friends, for the wank bank –

  15. Jonathan ftw man.

  16. Ahaha, Alex deserves it for doing a ‘sympathy’ FB post, wanting people to come ask what’s up.

  17. Got my cucumbers and bananas, I’m good to go for the evening!

  18. Wow, I’m beat. I just put my banana to good use wordpervert. Good luck with your stockpile! lol!

  19. It would take a complete idiot to expect anything different in response to Alex’s post. Alex is sure to have known about the consequences of his post.

  20. Whoa, is it too late to ask wordpervert and eenerbl for some fruit/vegetable comparisons?

    I’ve heard if you put an altoid inside the banana before you start, it adds some extra sensations to the experience…

  21. I’m going to leave it a mystery mcowles. But I did thoroughly enjoy myself last night! 😉

  22. You seem to know way too much about this fruity fetish nmcowles, hmmm…

  23. Excuse your name typo honey.

  24. insert clever name here

    53 kinda turned me on. Is that weird? Of course I’m picturing Mcowles as Kurt Cobain and slimjayz as Rupert Friend. Excuse me, I’m off to the produce section!

  25. @wordpervert

    Would you rather be with someone that seems to know way too much or someone that doesn’t know anything at all? (in general, not just about banana sex toys, haha)

  26. Is that a rhetorical question mc?

  27. haha, my friends and i always comment like that by ANYTHING ANYONE statuses XD

  28. Alex has some of the coolest friends ever! Awesome shit!

  29. Poor Alex :/

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