Thursday, October 7, 2010

Background Checks

previous post: Wonderful One-Liners



  1. Wank.

  2. I hope that never happens again.

    Nice of you to join us with a wank greeting, Paranoid. =P

  3. If you must PA, but please wash your hands before entering a food preparation area

  4. Anywho folks, I’ve got an early morn class so I best be heading off. Ciao, all and sundry 😀

  5. Sweet dreams june, I’ll have to look up sundry.

  6. Ah, gotcha. Doh, I really should broaden my vocabulary more. *facepalm*

  7. Keona, you silly goose, I’m not going to sleep… I’m going to class.

  8. oldgit, PA, I think I’ll nap soon. Have a lot to do later in the day. If only I can put Kingdom Hearts II down..

  9. *just a constant string of facepalms* My bad.

  10. Finished.

  11. I concur with purebs, although I prefer pair by pair rather than tit by tit analyses.

  12. I’ll post in the right place this time! @ keona when i find that I’m beating myself up about boob size i think about this old woman i know who has big droopy boobs to her belly and thank the lord that i won’t look like that when I’m old 🙂

  13. PA, 42 minutes? Quite a wank session. You have the endurance of a bull.

    @mad2 and purebs, I’ve never had mine analyzed except by my OBGYN. Apparently they’re in good health. 😀

    Thanks, curly, I’ll remember that when I’m feeling low, pun intended. Alright, nap time for real this time.

    I’m disturbed if PA just put those at random time intervals to be funny, and also at the possible fact he DID do the deed and those were the actual times.
    If I have nightmares, PA,’ll find out.
    Nodding off..eyes hurt. Bye, all. <3

  14. I’ve never heard of Tantric Wanking but I suppose it exists now. And I DO hope he washed his hands.
    G’night keona

  15. I’m going to assume that backpack one is funny because it looks like he is going around the mall stealing shit and just keeps stuffing up his extra large bag…. Still pretty lame. (lamebook go figure)

  16. I have a massive headache. Somebody tell Lamebook I hate them.

  17. You’re in good company there Keona: Kylie Minogue, Jada Pinkett-Smith, and Lord Farquaad 🙂

  18. @Saffer Forgive me, I know of those three, but not why I’m n good company, haha. Just woke from a nap.

  19. I assume those, excluding Lord Farquaad of course, have small breasts as well. Thank you for that sentiment, though. Haha.

  20. no, they are all under 5ft

  21. Oh! lol, I figured either the height or the breasts.

    I really admire Jada Pinkett Smith the most. Only because just her appearance alone screams strength, power, and demands respect.

    Dynamite comes in small packages. 🙂

  22. I feel stupid. All these years I had a completely diffent impression of what the term “corn-holing” meant.

    Thanks Lamebook

  23. #3 – It’s NOT a backpack, it’s a body-board bag. Has no one here ever been to the beach?

  24. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Hey Jupiter look, that guy is carrying a pack on his back. What do you think we should call it?

  25. Must have that “not backpack” (lol @ Dukey) so i can use it the next time I hang w/ my friend who always complains about all the shit she has to bring… “Oh yea Nic? U think u have Alot? Check out MY bag!” God i love props…

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