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Parents/Family Archive
Ferrero Rocher
As a kid, when you found your parents’ secret candy hiding place, it was game over for them. Is Ferrero Rocher the best chocolate in the world? No idea, I’ve never been able to afford one. Is Ferrero Rocher the hardest candy name to spell? Yes, 100%. Shocking amount of R’s in their name. Their commercials were like a Dior perfume commercial. They made no sense, had women in gowns running through a mansion in high heels while a dude in a tux with his bowtie undone playfully chased her, then they would lay on a bed eating chocolate. When we play the lottery, it’s hoping to win that Ferrero Rocher lifestyle!
Dry Parents
My dad has not drank water in 30 years to keep the water bill down. Moms only drink water when taking a pill. Don’t let your kids see you drink water. Stay strong, maintain that camel-like image. But seriously, chug two glasses of water right now and I guarantee you immediately feel better. You’ll also be grossed out by the taste of the water that comes out of your sink.