Monday, September 4, 2023
Dry Parents
My dad has not drank water in 30 years to keep the water bill down. Moms only drink water when taking a pill. Don’t let your kids see you drink water. Stay strong, maintain that camel-like image. But seriously, chug two glasses of water right now and I guarantee you immediately feel better. You’ll also be grossed out by the taste of the water that comes out of your sink.
