Lamebook - from lame to fame

Most annoying person you’ve ever encountered has to be someone from the internet. Arguing on the internet is fun but awful. People that enjoy fighting online are the same ones who enjoy online dating. Although, it is very weird to think that you’re not the MAIN CHARACTER in this move called life!

Beethoven could find inspiration anywhere – even after getting turned down! I hope Therese found a less creepy piano teacher. So Beethoven was a jerk? Just because he couldn’t be Bae-thoven??

Some people just want to watch the world burn! I appreciate a good prank, but don’t actually feed a wild moose unless you know the next person they encounter will be a villain or your ex. Maybe this is why grandmothers always carry butterscotch in their purses? Kids are like wild moose. Feed them sugar once, you better be able to feed them sugar again.

We need commentators during NFL football games because our eyes are worse! And if we played in the NFL, we would break all our bones. Gamers can play themselves, and at worse get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. What do you think??

Long hair, don’t care! Sarcasm is the best medicine. We all need a boss who stands up for us like this. One bad Google review can bring an office together!

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