Friday, September 8, 2023
Danger-moose

Some people just want to watch the world burn! I appreciate a good prank, but don’t actually feed a wild moose unless you know the next person they encounter will be a villain or your ex. Maybe this is why grandmothers always carry butterscotch in their purses? Kids are like wild moose. Feed them sugar once, you better be able to feed them sugar again.
