Monday, April 29, 2013

Crappy Party

previous post: Bothers



  1. She seems pretty calm for a nasty prank. I’d probably get rid of whatever furniture and clothes the shit touched.

  2. Do I have to say it?

  3. I woulda turned off the water then upper-decked her toilet.

  4. That girl knows how to take a prank. And to the prankster, nice!

  5. She lost her keys, she probably got all wasted, lost her keys and pooped in her own drawers, just saying.

  6. The keys are under the poop.

  7. Nice to see she doesn’t just grab any shit from her drawer and put it on.

  8. Solution: Get better friends

  9. “What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing. How ’bout we get you in your p.j.’s and we hit the hay.”

    -Ron Burgundy?

  10. Shut up beatus.

    If nikki wasn’t too busy throating a cock in the spare room while taking double anal, she would have caught the culprit!

  11. Funny – that’s how a lot of burglars work. If I was her, I’d be checking to see what else is missing.

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