Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Drink It Up!

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  1. STEVER!

  2. I get it, Elizabeth.

  3. Actually, no, I don’t.

    I just said that because I was bored. Bored today Lamebook, bored.

  4. Word, I think what she is trying to say is that she can go pick up her dad from the red-light district and lead him away from it, but it won’t stop him from jerking off to filthy porn when he gets home.

  5. I love how Elizabeth repeats herself word for word except says lead instead of take, as if that helps it make any more sense…

  6. “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.”

    lol Geez, if you are gonna use crappy idioms, at least say them correctly!

  7. Elizabeth is a moron…

    If I could go out for drinks with my double, it would be the best night ever. Hands down. Someone might get shot or end up inanother country, but they will never catch meez.

  8. Actually the phrase is “You can lead a man from water, but you cant keep him from drinking” in other words. you can take his water but you cant take his beer

  9. I’m debating about going through the procedure to have vodka hooked up to me via IV tweek, that way I can still enjoy a nice cold brew on the side.

  10. TheMosquitoKing

    Everyone would go out for a drink with themselves but it would always end up in fisticuffs.

  11. I have a hellish day ahead of me. Now I must face the demon with my amusement quota for the day not met, as I’ve simply yet to find the humour in a colonoscopy list.

    But I will say hi, but now bye, to both katy and nuff. Good to see you guys! It’s been a while.

    As for horses, I don’t care about their drinking habits, I just admire them for their other qualities.

  12. Same time tomorrow word? You bring the booze, I’ll get the horse. Katy can come too. Invites always open.

  13. “As for horses, I don’t care about their drinking habits, I just admire them for their other qualities.”

    exhibit A: Horse Cock
    exhibit B: Horse ‘giner

  14. TheMosquitoKing

    exhibit C: Horse’s ass?

  15. i’m still struggling to understand jared’s status. foggy toby maguire reference aside, i’m struggling to understand the physics of a tripartite drink… does he mean the ingredients? or does first, second, third, refer to the gulps you take? if so, how can any ‘part’ of the drink be inherently ‘cool’ or ‘kinda gay’?

    i suppose whisky is cool, and a novelty umbrella is kinda gay…. but what has this to do with toby maguire? something about superman? wasn’t there a much easier analogy out there, waiting to be plucked from obscurity and used to poke fun at toby maguire for whatever he did?

    that’s one murky status.

  16. “You can lead a horse to the red light district but you can’t make him drink beer.”

    Wait. What?

  17. I’ve ridden a horse all through the red light district .. no water there just dope and hookers, so I stayed.

  18. Jeremy, you can I should meet! Seriously! So much in common, so much.

  19. MsBuzzkillington

    Sometimes I really wish that I could talk to some of these people personally. I feel like I don’t get enough of what’s going on. Or I feel like people didn’t probably tell the person the problem.

    I mean I’d really like the chance to be able to tell Elizabeth that she has it all wrong.

  20. Alordslum! Superman? You sure?

  21. at what point in my post do i give the impression that i am to any degree ‘sure’ about what jared says….?


  22. That’s the best part of babysitting Emily. Getting filled full of hot, juicy…Oh she meant drinking. Yeah that’s fun too.

  23. A drink with me would entail getting wasted and making everyone feel uncomfortable by loudly telling strangers personal things, all the while crying and dribbling. Goddamn does that sound like a good time.

  24. toby maguire was spiderman , first movie was ok, second not that good, last one sucked balls.

  25. ApplesauceBitch


    Why you made such an effort to understand his comment is beyond me…Have you never tasted something and had to have one or two more tries before you knew if it was gross or not?

    Anyways the “toby maguire” comment was true, Spiderman trilogy was ruined..that 70s show was only funny for a few years, and he nearly Murdered Predators..

  26. Or it could be some three-step shot like a snakebite?

  27. @applesauceBitch

    Tobey McGuire wasn’t in That 70s show or Predators. The person in those two shoes is Topher Grace, I loved him in that 70s show but haven’t seen him really act good since. He was also in the third Spiderman alongside Tobey McGuire, he was venom.

  28. Wait a minute here. Topher Grace and Toby McGuire are two different people? Seriously? First I learn Susan Sarandon wasn’t in Clue, and now I find this out. I’m really confused now.

  29. krasivaya_devushka

    “Would you have a drink with you” is from the Stolichnaya vodka commercial.

  30. As i raised my cat and my cigarette to light with upon the stove i realized how inconsiderate i was. The boy went to sleep. I realized i could not be harmful. I feed them cheetos! They are awesome so i forgive while i eat my bag of cheetos!

  31. I’m probably giving Elizabeth too much credit, but I just assumed she was being ironic and inverting the classic phrase “you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink” (although I don’t know why). She then changed the “take” to “lead” in order to jog peoples memories, which obviously didn’t work.

  32. I can barely see the comments due to exhaustion and beer haze, but mass, I see you, and I’m smiling.

  33. i think jared might just be suppressing his attraction to toby mcguire. drinking toby mcguire. referring to aforementioned drink as “kinda gay.”

  34. i agree with a lil monster.

  35. messing that phrase up accidentally, in such a way, doesn’t make any sense.

  36. wet hot american summer is on. just thought it should be known.

  37. “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it enjoy the view”

  38. Nobody, not even horses enjoy The View.

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