Monday, June 14, 2010

Gabe’s Second Day on the Job

For Gabe’s first day on the job click here

previous post: Wonderful One-Liners



  1. Gabe seems like the kind of pizza guy I’d want to ride around with, camcorder in hand.

  2. Yay, more Gabe!

    Gabe deserves his own reality show, possibly on YouTube. I’d watch.

  3. I’m a special education teacher, and so far in my career I’ve had two special ed students named Gabe. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

  4. Dammit. This idiot’s on the verge of an internet meme with a following that will likely end in his signing a movie deal with Paramount, and I’m sitting in a goddamn cubicle… and still will be when he buys his first Bentley.

  5. Man, he Gabe’d the shit out of that drawing 🙂

  6. Hahahha…this made my day… Or atleast m’y math class…

  7. Wow, this is a little eerie – I had a friend in college who also worked as a pizza delivery driver. Let’s just say that if Facebook had existed in 1998, I think he would have made some VERY similar postings! I do enjoy Gabe’s artistic talents.

  8. lol

  9. people like gabe are the kind of people that make things happen. or rather, things begin to happen in the vicinity into which gabe is introduced.

    n.b. making things happen and getting things done aren’t the same thing.

    p.s. thanks family guy for inducting this young english gentleman into the mystery of the graham cracker, otherwise the powerful message of gabe’s inspired artwork would have gone right over my head.

  10. A controlled naturalism characterizes the new drawing by artist Gabe of San Dimas. It is an achievement and a departure in relation to the phallic-like forms he has built over the last few years. Finely worked edges, surfaces and structural compositions indicate his growing procedural strength and increased intake of marijuana. Gabe of San Dimas unites separate entities, setting up comparisons that explore divergent notions, such as exercise and snacking or basketball nets and bongs.

  11. If this is “STRIKE 2” then strike 1 must’ve been his first day of the job.
    He’s on a roll.

  12. bucky, when we’re old and wispy-bearded at the guggenheim gabe retrospective, we can say we were there at the genesis, the germination; the phase whereby the prestigious artistic talent was brought to the world’s eyes via the divine serendipity of a workplace disagreement and the blessed alchemy of the munchies.

  13. There is no more Ben, there is only….Gabe.

  14. tango alpha delta oscar

    gabemobile is busted! holy cow! robin, lend him your bike.
    why is there a hello kitty bell and a pink flag???

  15. hahahaha who is this gabe character…i want to add him and follow him on his adventures!

  16. Yeah, I agree. Lamebook should link to Gabe’s profile for further chronicling of his adventures.

  17. Why is it that it’s so impossible to critique art without mentioning cock?

  18. Someone, PLEASE, for the love of GOD identify this “Gabe” so I can friend-request him STAT!

  19. Gabe is a Facebook master.

  20. I wanna graham dunk with Gabe! Then ride around in his Gabemobile, hell I’ll even pay to get it fixed!

  21. fucking awesome

  22. yourinevitabledemise

    I like how he PLANNED to make drawings; that was his actual purpose, and that’s what he came up with. His world must be so simple.

  23. Ah, Gabe. Good old Gabe. From the comments here I fear we’re on the verge of yet another one-armed girl fiasco, but you’ll probably be too baked to notice, so all is good, Gabe. All is good.

  24. I think Gabe is lame.

  25. @pinkhobo

    Of course he’s lame but that’s why he is so awesome.

  26. I have to say, the drawing reminded me just a bit of something Demetri Martin would draw.

  27. Please let there be more of Gabe ♥♥♥♥♥

  28. CommentsAtLarge

    Welcome back Gabe. Strike two eh? I warned you about the possible issues that having the munchies while delivering pizzas could carry.

    Meanwhile, I laughed my ass off at the thought of a pizza delivery boy on bicycle.

  29. Gabe’s gonna kick our asses.

  30. Gabe makes me want to deliver pizzas . . . For real.

  31. @eusdnma Gabe makes me wanna move to San Dimas California and order Dominos Pizza

  32. I bet Gabe has a pool.

  33. YorkshirebornNBread

    Gabe needs to steer away from those Graham crackers…Not knowing what one was I Wiki’d it…”Graham would often lecture about the adverse effects of masturbation or “self-abuse” as it was commonly called. One of his many theories was that one could curb one’s sexual appetite by eating bland foods.”

  34. captainbitchslap

    Weren’t Bill & Ted from San Dimas too? Can’t wait to hear about Gabe’s next “Excellent Adventure.”

  35. thepreviouspost

    I like to draw drawings, write writings and paint paintings.

  36. Gabe is sooo special , thats why i love him

  37. PeanutButtercup

    @yourinevitabledemise I love how he planned to make drawings, came up with that and then posted them to Facebook… Made my day 🙂

  38. when am I gonna make my debut on lamebook? :’-/

  39. i wish i lived in san dimas, gabe’s a legend 😀 we want more gabe! i wonder if he knows about this.

  40. I can make out that the pic. on the left is meant to be a man about to slam dunk the basketball in his had because the words and picture reflect back off of one another, but I am stuck on pic. #2. The picture appears to be a clubbed foot or left ovary, kicking or grasping a band aid or strip of candy dots, over a test-tube beaker or a river with a trampoline over it?! WTF?! Yeah, and the words are offering little to no help at all.

  41. @ Nonnieyrissa

    It’s a graham cracker being dunked in a glass of milk. Hence, “Graham Dunk”.

  42. Isn’t Spiderman delivering pizzas on a bike in the second movie ?
    Great power, great reponsibilities…

  43. That drawing is -begging- to be made into a shirt or bumper sticker or something…

    Or maybe that’s just me?

  44. Did nobody notice that he clearly misspelled “graham” the first go ’round?

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