Friday, March 23, 2012

Get a Helmet

previous post: Kony?



  1. Kiwana does sort of have a point.

  2. Kiwana’s very fragile point is made null by her terrible language. Ohhh schools need to re-implement spelling/grammar classes separate from English, and it should be mandatory to pass it in order to graduate. D:

  3. ^you seem to be clinging to the myth that there is still some hope for humanity. There is not.

  4. But “lmmfao” is so much more dainty than “laughs my mother-fucking arse off” don’t you think?

  5. so is smexy a sexy mexican? based upon the rest of the awful clip-art content i can only assume that it wasn’t a simple typo.

  6. His hair isn’t too dark… He is probably smelly and sexy, with Mexican still being an option.

  7. never mind, the internets told me it was “smart and sexy”. although ironic, despite my snarkiness it actually wasn’t a typo.

  8. my classmate’s mother-in-law makes $85 an hour on the computer. She has been laid off for six months but last month her pay check was $15856 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more on this site

  9. would bet everything you own that a guy like this would never get laid until you think real hard about how many guys like this are all over the place and then it dawns on you; they are reproducing.
    2.if they took one million pictures like this one and flipped through them quickly to make some sort of “moving picture” it would star Hugh Grant and that girl. i wouldn’t watch it. (the good news is, judging by his ballcap, someone has tried to attack him recently with either a chainsaw or a school bus. can’t wait for the status update)
    3.MsAnneThrope weren’t you working on some software that allows someone to reach through cyberspace and backhand people? when is that going to be ready?

  10. ^ I would learn to computer a little better if such software were available. Make that a lot better if I can draw blood.

  11. sisqi, that was Bacchante’s dream. A dream, incidentally, that I fully endorse.

  12. I can’t believe that people like Kiwana are able to get through life. Can you imagine what their resume and application letters for jobs would look like? “Hiya, mi naym is Kiwana and I really wana cum werk for ur bizness and stuff”…(I don’t think I can even relate at Kiwana’s level…sorry for the poor attempt).

  13. I don’t think vampires can have sex, maybe it’s something about the undead and hence why zombies can’t get pregnant.

  14. zombies really can’t get pregnant? sigh. does anyone need an assload of zondoms?

  15. You would think it actually takes more effort to write like that.

  16. Kiwana has a bright future as a script writer for Keeping up with the Kardashians, or, at least, writing songs for Nicky Minaj.

  17. ^ How do you know that the quality of Keeping up with the Kardashians is lacking?

  18. my roomate’s step-mother makes $77 an hour on the internet. She has been fired for 8 months but last month her payment was $19868 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more on this site

  19. ^why your ‘roomate’s (sic) step-mother’? why not YOU? is your spam so fucking shitty that you wont even g…hang on a tic, are you your roomate’s (sic) step-mother?

  20. Smexy sounds very similar to smegma

  21. If you can’t write a real post in actual English using actual words you can find in the dictionary, DON’T POST! U Rn’t kool! lol

  22. Blergh to smegma. But yes, you’re right.

  23. and people wonder how stereotypes are born. If you don’t like the stereotype, then do yourself a favor and stop conforming to it.

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