Thursday, January 28, 2010

Hairy Situations

previous post: Clear As Day



  1. Megan Fox is a babe…

    @Ben v3.0
    Seriously.. People that type like you should be executed in public. By getting owned by something universal like potatoes.. Death by Potatoes!!!!!!

  2. @ Drew – I am all about public “potatoing” I think we need to start with Ben

  3. @Drew
    This is Ben v3.0, and this is simply a ploy on my part to truly drive the original Ben insane. He is a twat mongering dipshit who whines over nearly anything thereby ruining the entire thread and post process for everyone. Read some of his posts. If there was ever a definition for douchewad it would be simply Ben. Enjoy your stay here at and YOoo iz a FROdo FFFFFAAAGGGET with DadDy nut BAllz!!!

  4. @Drew
    I also am a firm believer in public potato related deaths. COck Monkey FUNky Bitch TIt!

  5. @ Ben V3.0 What exactly is a “COck Monkey FUNky Bitch TIt” I think I might be interested in becoming one could you please give me the urban dictionary definition of this. It will be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

  6. I’m hoping Kale asked his buddy to help him shave his head. His ‘friend’ completed the artwork, took a pic, then showed Kale his handy work. Kale, having a brilliant sense of humour, posted this to his profile. Or Kale’s an idiot for wanting this done. Either way…

  7. HAHA! Charlotte ftw!

  8. @Ben v3.0 did you just call yourself a douchewad? haha “YoOZ not A ben! I’s BEN! IPMOstor”

  9. I like Username_Login!

  10. “Cock Monkey Funky Bitch Tit” Catchy, I like it.

  11. @eenerbl – if you are going to use it you have to use it in it’s correct context “COck Monkey FUNky Bitch TIt”

  12. @Drew
    YOooo LikEz MEEEEEEEEEeeeEEeeeeeen!!!


    COck Monkey FUnky Bitch TIt; a very, very bad naughty thing to say; comedic insult; see also “John Kerry”


  13. @ Ben v3.0 – I think you had a typo don’t you mean John Edwards?

  14. I don’t think I can random shift, it’s recessing on purpose.

  15. @Username_Login
    NOEz!!! I meanz Jon KerrY!!! I Never HAz TypOOOOEs! mY speelling ISz PURFEKCT!!!

  16. Ben v3.0 for President 2016!!!

  17. Okay I am done with this lamebook post. More please.

  18. lostintranslation

    I don’t care much for the post itself, but the comments have had me in stitches! Public potatoing, ben=ingrown ass hair, anal sex and COck Monkey FUnky Bitch TIt (god, it’s hard to type like that)… this comments section has something for everyone 🙂

    Also, I’d love to be the on-call doctor when Charlotte shows up at the hospital… “What seems to be the problem here?” “Oh… uh… well… I was attempting the extraction of an epidermal protein filament in the anal region and… well… let’s just say my technique was flawed… >:[“

  19. @Username_Login

  20. Dammit man, Chuck Norris is first, ALWAYS! Shithead. Tweezers. Not in your lifetime. Next.

  21. Okay, I’m changing my opinion about Ben. I read back some, and he’s definitely a whiny little shit, isn’t he? Carry on.

  22. @SomeRandomChick
    It’s ok. I’m kinda missin real Ben right now. It’d be hysterical to read his reactions to the serious amount of bashing he has received on just this single thread.

  23. @Thanatos, He probably is, back on, what, Still Haitain, or something like that he was going off all over the place, about people stealing his name, his dads cock , and changing his user name. Who knows what it will be now…..we won’t have to wonder long, I’m sure he’ll tell us.

  24. Hey everyone, I’m here to claim my five minutes of fame.
    I am the ingrown hair girl. Except there was no ingrown hair, my dear (soon to be ex) friend took over my account when I was working on an essay and this is what she produced.
    I’m assuming it was her who sent this to lamebook.

    This is hilarious and I love Lamebook! 🙂

  25. Aw, awesome to see someone take being on Lamebook so well 🙂 Makes me feel better at staring at random people’s statuses and hten judging them all day, that’s for sure.

    Like to see Kale to be as pleased as Charlotte, though xD

  26. Who’s Megan Fox?

  27. megan fox is frodo

  28. Kale needs a good punch in the face.

    Charlotte, TMI!

    Kurt is frodo.

  29. Ben is Frodo and a ring piece.

  30. can we start talking about guzzling cum again? that was fun : P

  31. i love choking on cum

  32. I don’t get the Frodo/LOTR jokes..

  33. Can I be Frodo?
    I have a pool

  34. Frodo doesn’t have a pool, so “No”, you cannot be Frodo.

  35. I don’t get why you are all against Frodo

  36. The lame thing about Kale’s picture…is this was my profile picture about 3 years ago. I’m not Kale. That’s not Kale in the picture. Kale fail.

  37. degnor is Frodo

  38. lostintranslation


  39. I’d certainly take a bong rip of Megan Fox’s pubes. Damn straight, she’s amazing.

  40. just for all you megan fox lovers out there

  41. That dude has to be unemployed.

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