I dew not think the last one is funny. Partially funny with a chance of lame, maybe. Snow way in hail would I be caught joining in on something like that.
Whoa, it just dawned on me that I did join in. 🙁
I’m stormy for lying. Rainbow for drizzle with windy explaining why I tor-nah-do the lawn just once?
Yea but wordpervert, if she’s Clia (Clia = kela? pretty clooooose) I’m not sure the difference would make a significant impact on her ability to comprehend what he said to begin with. She’s probably one of those chicks who puts guys in no-win situations in regard to their looks. I’m a girl and I hate that shit. Michael is cute.
The first one made me lol, but made me sad too, because I picked up this hot girl recently and she was one of those awful “I’ll just lie here and let him do everything.” I got NOTHING back, I imagine its what it would be like fucking a prostitute.
Seriously girls, never just lie there! No matter how hot-shit you think you are.
STEVER!
for the most part… these suck.
groin pull usually = ouch! and funny walk…
Last one was funny to me.
It never ceases to surprise me the amount of useless TMI people will share over a public network with their friends and family
I agree with robotninja.
Michael FTW. The rest of these are mediocre at best.
I dew not think the last one is funny. Partially funny with a chance of lame, maybe. Snow way in hail would I be caught joining in on something like that.
Whoa, it just dawned on me that I did join in. 🙁
I’m stormy for lying. Rainbow for drizzle with windy explaining why I tor-nah-do the lawn just once?
Most were meh ut I did enjoy Deacon’s — sounds like a response I would have given.
*but
Hmmm, why do people in the comments complain when something’s not funny?
Zach might mean that like a whale, Clia has excellent blowing ability.
Or she’s just huge.
Or both.
Whaaaaat? My head hurts, I’m not even processing these things.
Well hail I dunno weather or not to laugh at Marcy for being a dumbass
Macy’s one bored me so much I almost turned emo!
xepher – i remember the days i could actually LOL at the postings on here. are people getting smarter or is our sense of humor getting pickier?
all of these need instantrimshot.com at the end.
I got posted in Lamebook! lol
which one is yours? please don’t say Macy’s because that would make me feel sad inside…
Kela, I wouldn’t be admitting to that on any of these posts, and by the way, if you’re Justin, you need to know that a whale is not a fish.
I’ve read some much better but people are not inspired lately… sorry but I’m just excited of seeing my post in here lol
Knock yourself out, honey.
zzzzz
Yea but wordpervert, if she’s Clia (Clia = kela? pretty clooooose) I’m not sure the difference would make a significant impact on her ability to comprehend what he said to begin with. She’s probably one of those chicks who puts guys in no-win situations in regard to their looks. I’m a girl and I hate that shit. Michael is cute.
Brain: “Man the harpoon!”
Penis: “I’m going in sir! It could get messy!”
Ha ha ha I love you Justin!
i got a good chuckle out of most of these. they weren’t bad. The last two weren’t great but that’s about it.
I know Clia, and still to this day have no idea what her status meant. She is, in no way, a whale. Best looking girl on my friend list, happy to say 😉
Rofl. The cat one made my day. Oh my goodness.
-God’s investment in you was so great, he could never abandon you.
elixabeth! Where have you been? I did think god abandoned me, but now you have now reassured me.
I’ve been looking to use god’s model and invest in myself, but my IPO only resulted in me losing my ass to the Jews.
Michael FTW
Hit a little kitty on the highway about 6 hours ago. Damn thing fucked up my grille.
The first one made me lol, but made me sad too, because I picked up this hot girl recently and she was one of those awful “I’ll just lie here and let him do everything.” I got NOTHING back, I imagine its what it would be like fucking a prostitute.
Seriously girls, never just lie there! No matter how hot-shit you think you are.
Wordpervert: You need to know that just because they’re in the same post doesn’t mean that I was comparing a whale to a fish.
Slanderous: Ily2. <3
Yaaaay, more cheesy weather puns!
lol
Michael should be shot in the face
@ Ike
That’s what she said
Michael should die in a house fire.