I believe the number is ‘616’ due to a misinterpretation of the bible. So it’s not big, clever, funny or correct. Maybe people disagree but they are wrong and I never check to see what other people have commented so fuck you!
And the number of the beast is 666, and his name may be crisco.
Well that was what The Omen movie said anyway.
Sorry, but just not sure where you’re coming from.
Pull your dick out of a hot chick’s ass and try to get it in her mouth. Not a chance. It’s like trying to feed a double cheeseburger to a coked up supermodel. Do the same with a chubster and she’ll be sucking on that thing like it was dipped in chocolate and rolled in sprinkles.
1. Awww, I love Brook. I don’t know why XD I just do :p
2. I’m assuming the group ‘I will never understand why guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly ones’ was set up by some girl(s) who’s boyfriend cheated on them who is actually faily pretty, and they’re just trying to make themselves feel better?
…shit. That was originally going to be a funny joke, but then I actually started to type it and now I’m just faintly miserable.
The ironic thing is that for her to post the criticism of Gatorade, she would have first had to become a fan. So as far as anyone who sees her newsfeed is concerned, she likes Gatorade enough to be a fan.
I wonder if rapists are fans of not getting raped. I mean I know they like raping but being raped is a completely different evening.
Also, I believe women should stop trying to understand why women cheat on pretty women with ugly women. They should just realize that unless they are lesbians they will have totally different tastes in women than men do.
@Danetta, I’ve commented on this before on a previous thread. Boys, you must watch her eyes, if she is nice enough to let you, as haggie said, “nut” all over her face. Personal experience says it sucks big time to deal with it in the eyes. And totally takes all the sexiness out of it if the girl is yelling at you for being an asshole.
@NrdGrl13 I know it was totally funny. Like if you’ve got diabetes what are you doing drinking gatorade. They may not have G2 in her country. I don’t think they have it in Australia.
Given that I am a Type 1 diabetic, I too don’t see how the first one is funny. I’m assuming it has something to do with people assuming because she’s diabetic, she’s overweight but since she’s Type 1, thats just not the case. For those who don’t know, Type 1 is an auto immune disease where our pancreas just shuts down due to an illness or genetic disorder…it’s not the one people get by being overweight & inactive. That kind is Type 2. There’s a big difference & it is a huge misunderstanding within the general public. I couldn’t tell you how many times people have found out I’m diabetic and then gone “how can you be diabteic? You’re not fat”. Stupid people & comments like that are worse than living with this disease.
To her making that comment, yeah there is the G2 but it’s not the same are regualr gatorade. Gatorade’s purpose isn’t to raise blood sugar, it replenishes electrolytes. I’m definitely with her on wishing they made carb-free gatorade that tastes like regular gatorade.
@robin88 – i laughed cos she’s an idiot who thinks that talking to a facebook page will change the way a major company works. the diabetes is incidental.
@Robin, I sort of agree, but I found it funny because I imagined someone with Type2 suggesting that.
You’re right though, the sugar in those drinks are not what they’re primarily there for; it’s the salts. The sugar is to stop it tasting like seawater.
@Nugget, try looking on political profiles. The one for our PM is full of idiots trying to send “him” whinging messages about wrongdoings in their life…
Yes, I’m sure Kevin Rudd maintains that profile, you morons..
Crisco, nobody is going to use 616 as the number of the beast despite that interpretation. I’m guessing you were also one of those people with their knickers in a twist over people celebrating the new millennium one year too early?
The best ones are the pretty girls with low self esteem who think they’re ugly. They’re willing to do everything the ugly ones will, but look better doing it. And sorry, but I never understood the whole appeal of the face thing. It feels better to just be inside of her when it happens. And I hate it in porn when the guy takes it off and starts beating off. If I wanted to watch that, I’d look down.
Robin88 – You’re just as ignorant as those who confuse Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes. People don’t get Type 2 diabetes by being “overweight and inactive.” Type 2 diabetes is so much more complicated than that, otherwise every fat, lazy person in America would be a Type 2 diabetic, and that’s clearly not the case. What’s more, thin people get Type 2 diabetes, too! I know this is shocking, but I actually know a 26-year-old woman who weighs under 100 pounds and she is a severely insulin resistant Type 2. While being overweight and inactive can bring diabetes on, usually a genetic component needs to be there. And even when a person leads a very healthy lifestyle, he or she can still develop Type 2 diabetes.
oh really. bible says right here number of the beast is 666.
so that no one can buy or to sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name. This calls for wisdom: let him who has understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty-six.
I too am a fan of not getting raped…
Oh great. Now them Protestants will be getting on everyone else’s asses about how Facebook fan pages are evil. 🙁
Also, not getting raped? Yeah, that’s a pretty common sentiment.
I believe the number is ‘616’ due to a misinterpretation of the bible. So it’s not big, clever, funny or correct. Maybe people disagree but they are wrong and I never check to see what other people have commented so fuck you!
Eric must be off to prison soon, I am liking his optimism.
Good luck with THAT buddy.
And the number of the beast is 666, and his name may be crisco.
Well that was what The Omen movie said anyway.
Sorry, but just not sure where you’re coming from.
john, youre fucking hilarious! hahaha
crisco, grow a sense of fucking humour
Crisco is Frodo.
Because ugly girls go the extra mile to please…
Pull your dick out of a hot chick’s ass and try to get it in her mouth. Not a chance. It’s like trying to feed a double cheeseburger to a coked up supermodel. Do the same with a chubster and she’ll be sucking on that thing like it was dipped in chocolate and rolled in sprinkles.
Two things:
1. Awww, I love Brook. I don’t know why XD I just do :p
2. I’m assuming the group ‘I will never understand why guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly ones’ was set up by some girl(s) who’s boyfriend cheated on them who is actually faily pretty, and they’re just trying to make themselves feel better?
…shit. That was originally going to be a funny joke, but then I actually started to type it and now I’m just faintly miserable.
Let me try that again:
*who’s boyfriend cheated on them with a girl who is actually fairly pretty…
And also, “Never, ever deck her with an uncovered pecker.”
Always heed the warning given in rhyme, lest you get yourself herpes in your spare time.
That sucked, my future as a poet is pretty fucked.
Because if she swallows, it makes her the most beautiful woman in the room. If she’s a spitter or a quitter, there’s nothing quite so ugly.
fingerman – hate to argue with you, but the most attractive woman in the room is the one who will let you nut all over her face.
a swallower is great, but if she’ll let you “spill on her grill”, you found yourself a “10”.
just watch the eyes…
…that shit burns!
What if Eric wants to clean out his facebook and leave groups?….awkward news feed item.
Lmao @Haggie
No wonder Katie’s single! I do not want to think about what she does with the chocolate, strawberries and her pets. Bad mental image, bad!
I don’t really understand what’s so funny about the first one. It seems like a legitimate suggestion to me.
@ lockeslylcrit: Gatorade is meant to replenish your blood sugar etc. after a workout. Making it without sugar would defeat its original purpose.
Sorry! that should have been ‘Fuck you Lamebook’.
The ironic thing is that for her to post the criticism of Gatorade, she would have first had to become a fan. So as far as anyone who sees her newsfeed is concerned, she likes Gatorade enough to be a fan.
I wonder if rapists are fans of not getting raped. I mean I know they like raping but being raped is a completely different evening.
Also, I believe women should stop trying to understand why women cheat on pretty women with ugly women. They should just realize that unless they are lesbians they will have totally different tastes in women than men do.
Haggie that was fucking hilarious!
I’m gonna have to agree with you on that one.
@Danetta, I’ve commented on this before on a previous thread. Boys, you must watch her eyes, if she is nice enough to let you, as haggie said, “nut” all over her face. Personal experience says it sucks big time to deal with it in the eyes. And totally takes all the sexiness out of it if the girl is yelling at you for being an asshole.
@NrdGrl13
I thought the ironic thing was that there is already Gatorade without sugar. G2, I believe it is called.
That’s true. G2 is a low-carb version of Gatorade. I still don’t understand why the first one is funny though.
@NrdGrl13 I know it was totally funny. Like if you’ve got diabetes what are you doing drinking gatorade. They may not have G2 in her country. I don’t think they have it in Australia.
I have both cirrhosis and diabetes, so I always drink daiquiris and margaritas. I figure it’s like multiplying by negative numbers.
if you don’t understand why the first one’s funny, i really don’t know how to help you.
I love how rape is so hilarious to some people.
I know what you mean Zoned… Rape is like Dane Cook… some people think it’s funny, but personally, I don’t.
Unless you’re raping Dane Cook… hmmm.
Given that I am a Type 1 diabetic, I too don’t see how the first one is funny. I’m assuming it has something to do with people assuming because she’s diabetic, she’s overweight but since she’s Type 1, thats just not the case. For those who don’t know, Type 1 is an auto immune disease where our pancreas just shuts down due to an illness or genetic disorder…it’s not the one people get by being overweight & inactive. That kind is Type 2. There’s a big difference & it is a huge misunderstanding within the general public. I couldn’t tell you how many times people have found out I’m diabetic and then gone “how can you be diabteic? You’re not fat”. Stupid people & comments like that are worse than living with this disease.
To her making that comment, yeah there is the G2 but it’s not the same are regualr gatorade. Gatorade’s purpose isn’t to raise blood sugar, it replenishes electrolytes. I’m definitely with her on wishing they made carb-free gatorade that tastes like regular gatorade.
@robin88 – i laughed cos she’s an idiot who thinks that talking to a facebook page will change the way a major company works. the diabetes is incidental.
i think we’re all pretty big fans of not getting raped.
@Robin, I sort of agree, but I found it funny because I imagined someone with Type2 suggesting that.
You’re right though, the sugar in those drinks are not what they’re primarily there for; it’s the salts. The sugar is to stop it tasting like seawater.
@Nugget, try looking on political profiles. The one for our PM is full of idiots trying to send “him” whinging messages about wrongdoings in their life…
Yes, I’m sure Kevin Rudd maintains that profile, you morons..
lol
Crisco, nobody is going to use 616 as the number of the beast despite that interpretation. I’m guessing you were also one of those people with their knickers in a twist over people celebrating the new millennium one year too early?
The best ones are the pretty girls with low self esteem who think they’re ugly. They’re willing to do everything the ugly ones will, but look better doing it. And sorry, but I never understood the whole appeal of the face thing. It feels better to just be inside of her when it happens. And I hate it in porn when the guy takes it off and starts beating off. If I wanted to watch that, I’d look down.
Robin88 – You’re just as ignorant as those who confuse Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes. People don’t get Type 2 diabetes by being “overweight and inactive.” Type 2 diabetes is so much more complicated than that, otherwise every fat, lazy person in America would be a Type 2 diabetic, and that’s clearly not the case. What’s more, thin people get Type 2 diabetes, too! I know this is shocking, but I actually know a 26-year-old woman who weighs under 100 pounds and she is a severely insulin resistant Type 2. While being overweight and inactive can bring diabetes on, usually a genetic component needs to be there. And even when a person leads a very healthy lifestyle, he or she can still develop Type 2 diabetes.
@Bucky
616 IS the number of the beast if you use the correct translation. and the millennium WAS celebrated a year too early.
Excuse us for getting our knickers in a twist when the entire world gets the fucking year wrong
@rael
if you knew anything you were talking about then you would know that 666 isn’t the number of the beast. it actually says it was the number of a man.
not to mention that in the grand scheme of things. who gives a flying fuck if it was celebrated a year too early.
@bluelikechris
oh really. bible says right here number of the beast is 666.
so that no one can buy or to sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name. This calls for wisdom: let him who has understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty-six.
– Rev. 13:17-18