I hate when people make a status like this. If you comment or like it, they pm you a list of comments you are expected to choose from for your status. So dumb. Just makes me not want to comment or like anything that I think might be one of these, which is the opposite of what FB is supposed to be for.
Thats funny, because I like to chloroform fuckwits who lie in the dirt pretending to be carrots. I then peel their skin off, chop them up and make a tasty and wholesome carrot stew out of them. They call me the vegetarian cannibal.
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR??????
Attention-whore.
Not you Steeeever, the carrot-wannabe.
I hate when people make a status like this. If you comment or like it, they pm you a list of comments you are expected to choose from for your status. So dumb. Just makes me not want to comment or like anything that I think might be one of these, which is the opposite of what FB is supposed to be for.
This reminds me of my twenty-third wife.
I took her out into the bag yard and covered her with earth too.
@megamel99 I know. It happened to me with breast cancer awareness. I tried to change it to testicular cancer awareness and they unfriended me.
@velocirrober: That’s bollocks.
Thats funny, because I like to chloroform fuckwits who lie in the dirt pretending to be carrots. I then peel their skin off, chop them up and make a tasty and wholesome carrot stew out of them. They call me the vegetarian cannibal.