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Thursday, December 15, 2011

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1. slimjayz December 15th, 2011 at 12:38 pm

   If Chuck Norris was so awesome, he would stop me from making the first comment by slamming my face in my keybdaskfjds fij jiopj0 kjfasldl;k;lasa

2. Miss. Insidious December 15th, 2011 at 12:39 pm

   dumb.

3. christopherlovet December 15th, 2011 at 2:10 pm

   Uh, Austin, the term “whipped” means something else as well as hacked. Try again.

4. dragon74 December 15th, 2011 at 2:45 pm

   the chuck Norris one was pretty funny! not when
   slim jim commented, but before…

5. slicingupeyeballs December 15th, 2011 at 3:36 pm

   Meh, Chuck Norris is a poofter.
   Norris Cole could take him…

6. maybecakes December 15th, 2011 at 4:50 pm

   If Chuck Norris was so awesome, he would comment

7. MsAnneThrope December 15th, 2011 at 6:31 pm

   1 = a chuck norris joke. Oh my.
   2 = a swing and a miss. like what christopherlovet (comment #3) said.
   3 = I don’t care enough about some crappy commercial to even bother looking up whatever they are wibbling about. But I take it that Gordon has a vagina.

8. Chuck Norris December 15th, 2011 at 8:04 pm

   maybecakes – Shut the fuck up before I slam your head into the keyboard.

9. Hawkbit December 15th, 2011 at 9:07 pm

   Chuck Norris actually slams the world under the keyboard into your head. The keyboard just cushions the blow.

10. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff December 16th, 2011 at 5:10 am

    Chuck Norris has some martial arts training, was in the Special Forces in his youth, but is a mediocre actor and is getting on a bit in years. He’s basically just “sort of okay”, not “awesome”. Sorry to break it to you, Internet.

11. wildstarr December 16th, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Some martial arts training? I don’t know if you are trying to be funny or have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. He is a 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master in Tae Kwon Do, his career record is 183–10–2. He IS awesome, not sort of okay.

12. macweiss December 16th, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Chuck Norris is a Huckabee-supporting conservative evangelical Republican. Guess our definitions of awesome are pretty different.

13. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff December 19th, 2011 at 11:44 am

    So by that logic there should be like 12% more Grandmaster Rhee Ki Ha jokes on the internet than there are Chuck Norris jokes, yeah?

14. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff December 19th, 2011 at 11:44 am

    Also, you have to be a 9th Dan to use the title of Grandmaster.

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