Thursday, July 11, 2013

Is this the real life?

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  1. I now know where I am going to open my Dunkin Donuts franchise.

  2. Dawn of the Dan

    Nikki, you boring slut, stay out of it if you’re just going to quote the lyrics verbatim.

    Completely wasted a line where someone cleverer could have said “Cause they’re easy come. Easy go. Overweight. Kind of slow.” or some bullshit like that.

  3. Dawn of the Dan

    I hate Katrina more than Nikki, though. “This is why we can’t have nice things?”

    How in God’s name does that particular cliche remotely apply to the situation? How the fuck does the existence of a reality show about overweight police officers in any way impede your ability to have nice things?

  4. ^ Because they will bust down your door and break all of your nice things.

  5. Dawn of the Dan

    Nah, one needs to be in pretty good shape to kick in a door.

  6. ^ If they’re that big, they only have to lean on it a little.

  7. CMT is running out of ideas.

  8. Marcella L. Mathis

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  9. I just love this sort of shit!

  10. You left for two hours..

  11. ^ I died a little inside.

  12. Well I guess with the amount of corruption that is going on within the various police forces, we are all a little safer with these literal and figurative pigs on the job.

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