Thursday, May 6, 2010

It’s Complicated

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  1. JesusOnADinosaur

    Jacob made me lol.

  2. JesusOnADinosaur

    Oh, look, I pulled a Ben.

  3. Maybe Anthony was tired of explaining how to spell things like liar and wrote. Or maybe he’s just a dick.

  4. Jesse, I’ve never dumped anybody by facebook, but I’ve been known to get rid of a couple via text message, so I can relate to your methods.

  5. Facebook breaking hearts one post at a time

  6. Lissieissocool

    Wow, when your girlfriend loves you enough to leave you via Facebook. No better way to say you care!

  7. I know the top girl. o_o That sucks…

  8. JesusOnADinosaur

    I could never dump anyone via technology. That’s plain cruel in my book.

  9. Jesus honey, you gotta move with the times.

  10. well mel… he could of given you herpes to remember him by…

  11. I think it depends on what kind of relationship it is. If it’s something really casual and not official, I think it’s not completely horrible to use technology. But if it’s even something approaching a real relationship, it just kinda strikes me as wrong to do it in a text message, no offense to you at all, Word. I mean, if it is a phone call, fine, but if at all possible, it’s kinda the stand-up thing to do to break it off in person. Short, sweet, and get outta there.

    That said, getting dumped on Facebook is lame. There’s something to be said about at least being the first person to know.

  12. Word, he’s jesus, and he has a dinosaur. I think his version of breaking up is feeding the Dino. If he tells her before showing up, he’ll just have to try and catch her. Takes away from the surprise, and their expression when you dump them.

    Jacobs reminds of the FB southpark episode. “Stan, you haven’t accepted my friend request yet, does that mean were not friends?”

  13. Who's That Girl?

    Thinking about changing my FB status to “single” just to see what the hell happens. I’ll report back..

  14. WTG, wear a helmet just in case.

  15. Bulldog, if you knew the fuckwits I was talking about, I’m sure you would agree that sending a break up text was way more than they deserved, trust me on that one.

  16. nuff, I think Jesus is a girl.

  17. Naturally, there are exceptions to every rule, Word. Sounds like you’ve run into some pretty “exceptional” dudes.

  18. Bulldog, it’s a jungle out there.

  19. That’s why I always wear Steve Irwin shorts and a pith helmet.

  20. I would never want to get dumped via Facebook but I would rather get dumped by text message than face to face.

    I would hate for my woman to see a grown man cry…and probably wet his pants.

  21. JesusOnADinosaur

    Jesus is a girl.

    But anyway, I agree with both of you. For something really casual and/or fuckwits, it’s okay. But to end something similar to a real relationship, I think it’s better face to face. I’d feel horrible otherwise.

    What can I say, I’m an old romantic.

  22. JesusOnADinosaur

    Feeding the dino works too, though. No need to talk at all.

  23. what ever happened to good old fashion faking ones death to get out of a relationship

  24. Who's That Girl?

    Hahahaha! Slim FTW!

  25. That’s so last year slim.
    And sorry Jesus, you can be whatever you want. Your Jesus. But I’ll remember to use ‘she’ next time 😉

  26. Crikey!, Bulldog and slim both made me smile on this post.

  27. CommentsAtLarge

    Pith Helmet ftw.

  28. JesusOnADinosaur

    Thanks nuff! I wouldn’t want to condemn you to an eternity in Hell, you seem like a nice guy.

  29. I think it’s totally okay to dump someone by text message or email or facebook private message if you’re worried about what they might do if you broke up in person, but just changing your relationship status is a pretty immature way to go, I think.

    I sent a “I don’t want to be friends with you anymore” private message via facebook to someone who was becoming increasingly creepy and stalkerish and I thought he might flip out and choke me if I said it in person. As it was, he called me inconsiderate and neurotic and unstable. Takes one to know one, freako.

  30. Also, why can’t people learn from the mistakes of others? Tattooing your boyfriend or girlfriend’s name on you is A BAD IDEA. I don’t care how well you think the relationship is going. JUST DON’T!

  31. Mel kinda had it coming for tattooing that shit all over herself.

    To weigh in the break up debate…it takes a real lack of class to break up with someone by changing your facebook status. You have to be a real coward to do that.
    Unless you’ve only been out on a couple of dates I think it should be face to face or at least over the phone. Text messages and emails should only be reserved for creepy stalker types.

  32. BananaRepublic

    I think it’s dependent on the circumstances in how you choose to end a relationship with someone. I dumped an ex by text after she told me by text that she was cheating on me. I think if someone wants to be as impersonal as that when they’re “coming clean” with you, you’re well within your right to end it in the very same manner.

  33. I think if you’re dumb enough to get a tattoo of whatever your flavor of the week is, than you should be stuck with having to look at it for the next 80+ years. My artist refuses to do names because of this situation. When my son was born, I inquired about his name and footprints-would have had to bring in a birth certificate, etc to prove it was my child’s name.

    As for breakup via FB, it happens. Reminds me of Liam and Kyle Sullivan’s “Text Message Breakup” skit.

  34. I broke up with my live-in boyfriend of 5 years by moving to another country. Worked a treat.

  35. Well goodness. You classy thing, you.

    “God’s investment in you was so great, he could never abandon you.”

  36. Wasn’t there something in the bible about not judging others? But I’m with you, being hypocritical is so much more fun. Someday I hope to slap Jesus so that when he turns the other cheek I can just lay that fucker out.

  37. Slanderous Princess

    If the relationship is casual then it shouldn’t even be acknowledged on facebook. And if it’s serious enough to be posted up then it’s pretty lousy to break up on a public page… Then again, if someone did something really rotten chances are they had it coming…

    I have never been a fan of the face to face break up, telephone is best!

  38. krasivaya_devushka

    Ugh this Alen002 is on every post!!! So annoying!

    Anyways, the girl in the first one deserves to be reminded of her ex every single day if she’s that stupid to tattoo his name in the first place.

  39. JesusOnADinosaur

    Soup, where did you get your info? We didn’t write the bible. It’s a long story, but I can assure you it was not My Dad, but the result of giving Buddah one too many margaritas, that got us tangled up with that annoying little book.

    Anyway, going back to the slapping part…!

  40. @JesusOnADinosaur

    Sacrificing a son, gambling with the devil, it’s all the same to me. Real or not: AWESOME! I would love to do some boozing with the deities. Can you set that up? Athena? I have a feeling she would wear high heels and kick my nads into my throat. SWOON!

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  42. lol

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