Friday, November 6, 2009

It’s the Weekend. Get Durnk.


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  1. why did you write AID’s???

    doesn’t make sense

  2. It’s only funny when you read the headline Lamebook gave it. Other than that, hardly worth noting. I see this all the time otherwise.

    And to those who say there would be a phone icon on the post if it was made by phone, I say, “Photoshop.” It’s a possibility, no?

    That is all

  3. yeah, the only funny part is the title by lamebook.
    there’s nothing funny/special about the status. that’s pretty darn common…

  4. Jessica has no sense of humour.

  5. I just realised that this is it for this week ,I have to wait until monday. Now that’s lame .

  6. Real men get drunk every day.

  7. lamebook is lame.
  8. Oh gosh, 57. From just reading her status + the comments I thought Kole was in the hospital with 3 years to live.

    Didn’t realise he was in a prison with 3 years left of his term.

    Oh, society.

  9. Really, what more can be expected from a girl whose name is a single letter away from being Paris?

    Although generally I find texts/updates written while severely inebriated are reasonably well spelt, it’s more the meaning that gets a little lost along the way…

    @Iaow – Jenna Elfman’s a scientologist right?

  10. Does one (drunk, even!) typo seriously get you on lamebook? This is pretty worthless.

    Please storp sucking.

  11. lamebook is lame.

    lol. “i know about his other charge” that one got me. it’s like wtf was his other charge.

  12. her parents were also drunk when they named her

  13. @jelly – Indeed she is.

  14. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    Impressive really – when I’m too drunk to spell, my capitalisation and punctuation go out the window too . . .

    Durnka Durnka Jihad!

  15. fcuking gay

  16. @lamebook is lame.
    Your post is so much better than lamebooks! Hahaha.
    Why Does She Start Every Word With A Capital Letter? It Is Much More Time Consuming And Fucking Annoying. Though, maybe she has a lot of time to kill over the next three years…


  17. I drink..therefore I am durnk

  18. if she wasnt drunk then you’d maybe call this lame but i’ve seen worse drunk spelling so yeah this ent lame

  19. damn this is a pretty funny post, whos the sexy ass who posted it? 😉

  20. you are the sexy ass you posted it afdf. you are.

  21. 😀

  22. I wish Parisa could see this site and the number of people who are impressed by her ~durnkeness~

  23. She was so drunk she remembered her username and password to log herself in…

  24. ^ to be fair Anna, I can remember my email address and password no matter how drunk I am. But, I’m permanently logged in on my laptop anyway (I get bored of logging in to stuff) so it wouldn’t be an issue anyway.

  25. get durnk don’t cur about spellin.

  26. got to get a life, I’ve come on lamebook maybe 8 times hoping for a new post and its the same. now that’s lame

  27. I don’t think they update on the weekend

  28. theyre too busy gettin durrnk.

  29. purple durnk.

  30. I suck cock for fun

  31. The higher lame rating means it’s better?

  32. “When i want to sound drunk on facebook i always misspell my words. like, who is going to believe you if you just put ‘drunk’. obviously you can spell, so you cant be very drunk. LAME.”

    I can still spell, no matter how drunk I am. I don’t even have trouble walking, either. It’s kind of weird. I just become more happy, outgoing, and confused.

  33. @82

    ironically i know a guy who gets better at puncuation, grammar, and spelling the more drunk he is.

  34. I’m nissed as a pewt! 🙂

  35. Drunk girls rock. End of statement.

  36. Drunk chicks are statistically 97.3% more likely to take it up the shitter. Yep.

  37. i can only speak foreign languages when durnk.

  38. i love loaded girls with porn star names on a friday night

  39. you can tell she’s underage too. Her profile pic looks like a homecoming shot.

  40. @flips

    Are you in any way related to username flip, who used to live with me three months ago but then just disappeared?

  41. @Boz
    ‘fraid not Boz! Was the disappearance suspicious?

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