Thursday, March 25, 2010

Just a Few Quick Wins

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  1. Then how was I supposed to look on the other lamebook page and connect your name with Lulz? Have you posted some things that I (in my devotion to you) would make it obvious that you are Lulz?

    Maybe I shouldn’t add you to my facebook… it’s the mystery of this place that has kept the fires so strong, haha.

  2. sexluther,

    I’m pretty sure I’ve knocked a few guys off, as I’m THAT talented. No teeth down there, just a wondrous place for you boys to visit.
    I’m pretty sure butterflies don’t live very long, and women do tend to outlive men, so that was my comparison.

    Anyway, I’m heading away now for the weekend. Have a good one people.

  3. You are correct. Such a confounding conundrum would stump even Sherlock Holmes. Forgive my ignorance.

  4. Oh jeeze, forget it. Hahaha

  5. dawnstar, where’s my e-mail?

    Have a good weekend word. I’m not on much over the weekends anyway… even those that’s when the best conversations seem to happen.

  6. Well that was anticlimactic.

    How sad for you Lulz! If you want, I’ll totally be your friend. Realistically, only some mild stalking would be needed to find me.

  7. I posted a comment on the Lamebook fan page a couple days ago saying “Does anyone post on the real Lamebook page often?” and some girl said “I’m starting to… now I’m wondering who everyone is.” And I said “I wanna know who mcowles is…”

    There. That is how I did it. No where did I say Lulz. I’m not that stupid, I swear!

  8. And yes, dawnstar, be my friend.

  9. mcowles, only if you ask nicely, since you previously stated I wasn’t allowed.

  10. Lulz… if that girl sees THIS post. She’ll easily find you. You better go delete that thing!

    Dawnstar, please e-mail me something.

    BTW, my facebook wall is covered in facebook app updates. You’re all about to be sorely disappointed, haha. If anyone needs a medium jar in Cafe World, let me know!

  11. omg, those were the magic words! expect an e-mail today, mcowles.

  12. dawnstar I have noooo idea how the hell I am supposed to find you. I’m not that great with FB stalking unless I have a name or e-mail address.

  13. Lulz, it would take some routing through other ‘social netwoking’ sites….hmmm….I don’t particularly want to post my email either. I looked for your entry on the facebook lamebook page, but didn’t find anything remotely like what you were talking about. daaaang

  14. I posted it yesterday. at the bottom of the page. For Christ’s sake my name is Ashleigh Morris haha I may as well just tell you since ANYONE could find it now.

  15. whoa… I feel much less special about this now.

    But yeah, I found her name pretty easily. It was a wall post (not a comment on something) in which she said something about “I wonder if anyone posts here”.

  16. Ha ha!

  17. mcowles, you should still feel special. I just figured since I was going to say “My post is on this website at the bottom of the page from yesterday and I said ‘this’ and it was after the guy’s post about ICP” I may as well just say my name.

  18. Cute Lulz, I’d do you.

    I’m packing my suitcase in between this curious little exchange.

  19. She is cute, huh? Awww. And POPULAR! Lol. BTW, there are two fan sites for lamebook, I guess I was looking at the wrong one.

  20. Ahhhahhahaha thanks, wordpervert. We can be FB friends, too, you know.

  21. @Word
    Where are you traveling to?

    You live about 3 hours away. Should I come for a visit?

  22. Lulz, if you add ONE MORE lamebook friend to your facebook (after wordpervert and dawnstar), I’m gonna be pissed.

    It’s like that time I was stalked by a girl in high school and right before I gave in and asked her to prom, she took off her shirt in homeroom and asked if anyone wanted to play with her new boobies.

    Yes, exactly like that situation.

  23. And you said yes, right?? Good god man, tell me you said yes.

  24. Soup- Yes. I hope that means you live in Chicago.

  25. I’m always a little surprised by the number of “friends” people have on their list, but no doubt Lulz is a popular girl.
    Maybe I’m just too picky about who I add as “friends”, as very few on my list are people I don’t know in real life.

    The few that I’ve added randomly have more often than not been tools that flood my page with constant updates of bullshit that no one ever takes any note of, and I’m sure they’re the types who troll fb adding anybody.

    Having said that, I might look you up Lulz.

  26. I’m really not that popular. I don’t talk to hardly anyone on my friends list.

    And seriously, add me!

  27. Soup, a 3 hour road trip from here for a huge art exhibition that has come out from Paris. Yes, I’m an art lover, go figure.
    It’s a girl’s weekend, four of us, not only art appreciation involved, there will be drinking and dancing as well.
    It’s me after all right?

  28. No one else is going to add me? 🙁 saaaaad

    Fine! I didn’t like you guys anyway!

  29. Patience Lulz, patience.

  30. @Lulz
    I’m in the Chicago suburbs.

    Sounds like a good time. You and three other broads tearing it up? I imagine that would be an exhibit unto itself.

  31. Word, that sounds awesome! I hope you and your ladies live it up!

  32. Soup, I used to live in La Grange! I gotta move back up there eventually. I’m wasting away here in Buttfuck, IL.

  33. Elizabeth Bathory

    I didn’t follow your conversations here, so uh – Ben!

  34. No doubt, unless women want to hump butterflies, that’s a dumb quote.

    Yesterday, my dog mutilated a lizard, but didn’t kill it. I put it out of its misery by throwing it to my chickens, one of whom promptly beat it to death, then swallowed it whole. Circle of life, baby. I just hope that guy worms his dog on a regular basis.

  35. Thanks dawn, and that offer of coming dancing with me has no expiry date ok.

    Yes Soup, I’m a walking, talking piece of classic art, I encourage you to get up close and see my brush strokes sometime.

    So a bientoe!

  36. Have fun on your vacation word. If you do anything that I would I know you will be having fun.

    @ lulz: I used to live there. I moved a couple of hours south of there. I couldn’t take that place no more. Plus there was a lot of bad memories. Just be careful about your information. I did pretty much the same thing you did but I got lucky. There are some real creeps out there. I am going to have to agree with word on #68 and #75.

  37. I spent so long reading the converstions in the comments that by the time someone mentioned fucking butterflys again I was like wtf are you on about?

  38. lmao….It can get pretty extensive in here nice. If you don’t mind I call you that.

  39. Dammit, lamebook, I’m supposed to be studying…
    But – did no-one else wonder if Charlie is Charlie Sheen…?
    Also, Reed ftw!! lmao.

    That is all.

  40. Reed FTW…how was i just thinkin that??

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