Friday, August 24, 2012

Just Like The Movies


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  1. Am I the only one who like Kristen Stewart?

  2. Yes

  3. hannibal-lecture

    once, while i was away for a few weeks, my apartment got infested with flies. upon my return, i put the old adage about catching flies to the test.

    one cup had honey, one cup had vinegar, one cup had water.

    when i checked the next day, honey had 2 dead flies, vinegar had 2 dead flies, water had 3.

  4. Reza stole that joke. WHAT AN ASSHOLE.

  5. You may catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but a big pile of shit will catch the most flies of all.

  6. Bollocks.

  7. almost, purple penguin.
    a day-old eviscerated corpse actually attracts more flies than excrement.

  8. So, in conclusion, a rotting corpse with a cleveland steamer coiled on its chest is your best bet for attracting flies.

  9. maggot-farmers – take note.

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