I have a nephew named Jack. A few years ago, when he was 4, my sister dropped him off at my house for me to look after him for a while. I told him to go play in the street but after a little while I walked into my bedroom and saw him on my bed sniffing my underwear and masturbating. Fucking weirdo. I said “Jackoff, what the fuck!” He got off the bed while continuously masturbating and said “Why?”
Flamers.
I have a nephew named Jack. A few years ago, when he was 4, my sister dropped him off at my house for me to look after him for a while. I told him to go play in the street but after a little while I walked into my bedroom and saw him on my bed sniffing my underwear and masturbating. Fucking weirdo. I said “Jackoff, what the fuck!” He got off the bed while continuously masturbating and said “Why?”
Walter, that story was lamer than the original post.
Oh yeah!? Well… *Slenderman’s, bitch.
Nice recovery, Walter.
Where’s the funny?
It could have been funnier
Knew that would be pointed out sooner or later. Lamebook doesn’t allow apostrophes. Yet I love this username. SO YEA.
I bet Jack could teach Walter a thing or two about maturity.
Oh yeah!? Well… gambling is bad.
@sababe, I bet you’re a big poo-poo head.
I laughed at your story, Walter.
I am just impressed a 4 year can masturbate while maintaning a conversation and jump off a bed.
I am too BucketOfJizz.
Is that some sort of come on?
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