It wouldn’t have been so bad if there were a few more clever or amusing contributions, but many of these don’t even make sense. Seriously, most of you are as clueless as Jennifer’s fried green tomato.
i describe this entry with my arsehole: unnaturally large, gapingly vacuous and lined with other people’s shit. also, with gloopy dribbles of spunk trickling out and forming small bubbles of bloodshot protein on my brutalized rim, my pulsating sphincter straining under the impact of several dirty cocks. but i’m not quite sure where that bit fits into the analogy.
Wow, anybody remember back when the comments used to make fun of the people in the post for doing repetitive, unfunny stupid shit … as opposed to joining in.
I got all excited when I saw that there were 60 comments, thinking that this was going to be an awesomely epic thread.
My hopes have been considerably dashed.
Surely you guys aren’t surprised by this thread? What else did you think people were going to do with this post? For me, the major disappointment lies in the fact that most of these suggestions are very uninspired, and most likely, put forward by men. Let’s face it, these days, most threads on Lamebook are like Soup’s cock – just not as long.
And thank you, vincent, for giving us that virtual tour inside your rectum.
God forbid anyone should have fun on the internet…
And shouldn’t it be Missbuzzkillington logging in to decry the attempts at funhaving? If I’m guna be slapped down, I want it to be by the queen of the portmanteau. Or Nathalie Portman.
Commenter #42, you are a fucking moron.
You can’t just say the name of the first movie that comes into your head. “Gremlins?” “Old School?” What the hell?
I saw this shit on twitter and immediately thought it would be mere nano-seconds before it was on facebook then lamebook. People, we are here to mock, be aloof and cynical from our up on high pedestal you set of fucking ‘tards.
Only Soup and vincent can hold their heads high (or so I have heard)
Legends of the fall
The secret to my success
Larry the cable guy: git-r-done
Juice
The thrill of it all
Happy endings
Fierce creatures
Sugar
Private school
Undercover boss (does tv count?)
The movie is the The Beaver.
No country for old men
The Business
The Firm
Blood Diamond
Field of dreams
The Abyss
Cold Mountain
Red Dawn
No Way Out
Pootie Tang
Mrs. Doubtfire
Meet the Fockers
A Mighty Wind
Teeth
The Perfect Storm
Girl, Interrupted
The punisher
I am severely disappointed that so many of you people decided to engage in this activity. You have become that which we mock.
I describe this entry with my cock: Too long, though quick to disappoint, and filled with unpleasantness.
It wouldn’t have been so bad if there were a few more clever or amusing contributions, but many of these don’t even make sense. Seriously, most of you are as clueless as Jennifer’s fried green tomato.
lol soup.
i describe this entry with my arsehole: unnaturally large, gapingly vacuous and lined with other people’s shit. also, with gloopy dribbles of spunk trickling out and forming small bubbles of bloodshot protein on my brutalized rim, my pulsating sphincter straining under the impact of several dirty cocks. but i’m not quite sure where that bit fits into the analogy.
Wow, anybody remember back when the comments used to make fun of the people in the post for doing repetitive, unfunny stupid shit … as opposed to joining in.
*facepalm*
I got all excited when I saw that there were 60 comments, thinking that this was going to be an awesomely epic thread.
My hopes have been considerably dashed.
I can’t believe no one has said “slammin’ salmon”. great movie.
Surely you guys aren’t surprised by this thread? What else did you think people were going to do with this post? For me, the major disappointment lies in the fact that most of these suggestions are very uninspired, and most likely, put forward by men. Let’s face it, these days, most threads on Lamebook are like Soup’s cock – just not as long.
And thank you, vincent, for giving us that virtual tour inside your rectum.
God forbid anyone should have fun on the internet…
And shouldn’t it be Missbuzzkillington logging in to decry the attempts at funhaving? If I’m guna be slapped down, I want it to be by the queen of the portmanteau. Or Nathalie Portman.
Vincent- pictures or it didn’t happen
Zigs Soup, Smoothybuns…
Well I had fun. That it wasn’t as good for you as it was for me, hey- sucks for you. *Lits cigarette.
Commenter #42, you are a fucking moron.
You can’t just say the name of the first movie that comes into your head. “Gremlins?” “Old School?” What the hell?
Okay, I waited all weekend and I can’t believe nobody thought of;
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
Screwed
Porky’s
Where has the world’s sense of humor gone!?
‘Sideways’
All right, you should have said Twister. That was the answer! Damn it!
I saw this shit on twitter and immediately thought it would be mere nano-seconds before it was on facebook then lamebook. People, we are here to mock, be aloof and cynical from our up on high pedestal you set of fucking ‘tards.
Only Soup and vincent can hold their heads high (or so I have heard)
The Big Lebowski
Good job on describing YOUR vagina Brad, David, Matty, Andy and Dan.
Good job on being a pedantic vagina, 72.
Man, I just wasted like 5 minutes on this. Now back to senseless fapping and carousing the depths of the internets
Legends of the fall
The secret to my success
Larry the cable guy: git-r-done
Juice
The thrill of it all
Happy endings
Fierce creatures
Sugar
Private school
Undercover boss (does tv count?)
ZOMBIE LAND!!! THE MATRIX !!! THE UGLY TRUTH !!! TERMINATOR !!!
Oh!!! If tv counts ill say nitro circus lol